Kill guard, escape, blend into society.

I wonder if he got his phone number tattooed in there as well, just in case he got lost?

Yeah, but he’s got the blueprints to the prison, his Swiss bank account number, the 800 number for ODESSA, complete instructions for converting his eyeglasses into an arc welder, and some really great recipes for “Pruno” hidden in there.

Considering the circumstances, it might prudent for the authorities to incorporate one additional tattoo,

‘If found, please return to the Utah Department of Corrections’.

“Postage Prepaid”

You’re all thinking of this the wrong way. These folks are doing us a service. I wish more psychotic, dangerous people would come with big warning labels like that.

Not to be a freak, but that’s actually a really cool tattoo, from an artistic and technical point.

The post through the penis looks a little painful though.

I’m guessin his favorite movie is Eraserhead.

This made me laugh out loud. :smiley:

It’s probably the only way he’s going to get his head between a woman’s legs.

I don’t need to click, there can’t be two such tats in the world. It’s gorgeous, in an OHMIGOD kind of way. What I want to know, and have never found the answer to, is A) what state of rigidity was he in for the tattooing and B) how did they keep him there?

Tattoo parlour fluffers. Now, THAT is an awesome band name!

Jeez-o-pete! Is the dragon eye a piercing???

here is a great page of tattoos that are not safe for work

http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/uploaded_images/dragon-717577.jpg

Yeah that was shown in post #18. That had to hurt :X

I wonder, did he have John G. raped and mudered your wife tattooed on his chest?

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I wondered about that, too. I do think it’s kind of neat. It’s not right for me or my husband, I hope, but it’s neat. And I’m grateful for the internet that lets me see such sights.

Or as the Property Room Manager of my local County Jail said to me as I was laughing at some stupid crackhead who had just been released and couldn’t figure out how to exit the building…

“There’s a reason she’s in here”.

I was there on Business, BTW, and legally carrying a firearm.

And you seemed so nice and normal in person. :smiley:

Welcometojamaicamonhaveaniceday.