Or not.
Dude, I think you missed a spot.
Looks like the aftermath of the old “pass out drunk around other drunks wielding magic markers” or something.
Wow…he might as well keep up with that recidivism gig, as he’s unlikely to find employment anywhere else.
That guy is a policeman’s identification wet dream.
Policeman: What did the suspect look like sir?
Witness: You would not believe this guy’s face.
Policeman: We know exactly who you are talking about.
Anybody remember Chris Rock’s take on Old Dirty Bastard?
He said of ODB something to the effect of, “This is a man with no white plans at all. You ain’t gonna get a house, a bank account, a credit card, or nothing with a name like that.”
Here we have a first - a white supremacist with no white plans at all.
Dude - your face is all scribbled up. The glasses are just the finishing touch, really.
Somehow, I don’t think this guy has the ability to blend into a crowd.
Seriously…other than working in a tattoo parlor or for the circus, where else could this guy get meaningful employment? I mean, without applying a Tammy Faye Baker-level of makeup?
Dude, if you want to commit crimes, I suggest a more circumspect appearance.
Disclaimer…I am not slamming all people with tattoos. If you got one, flaunt it. Just don’t do something permanent to yourself that would make it easy to identify you if you commit crimes.
Holy crap! That guy has nekkid wimmin in his EARS!!!
My stars.
There’s a young gentleman about town who has extensive tattoos all over his hands and face portraying, in what appears to be quite good detail (haven’t inspected it too closely) the bones and musculature under his skin.
Here’s one of a woman.
I fear this guy will never see the sunny side of life.
I would not want to run into this guy in a dark alley!
You know how sometimes you’re confronted with things you really, really don’t want to think about, but embed themselves in your brain nonetheless?
Ear tattoos.
Which means a needle repeatedly jabbing into your ear.
Excuse me, I’m off to beat my head against a wall until the pain stops…
I’ve combined this thread and the one that ivylass started. Just so ya know.
You know, that guy’s face reminds me of the back of a spiral notebook belonging to a seventh grade girl - completely covered in doodles. Only instead of unicorns and rainbows and Bratz girls, it’s neoNazi shit.
Look, pal, even the 12 year old girl knows to keep it on the frickin’ notebook.
Oh, well, not like he’ll ever see the outside of a prison again.
Looks like someone ran into him.
I kind of like his nose. It gives his face some, um, character. Yeah. That’s the ticket.
I imagine Jolene is very proud of him. Unless, of course, that’s white supremacist code-talk that I don’t understand.
Don’t be surprised if he gets off. Eye witness testimony is notoriously unreliable. For instance I showed this article to a friend and wondered aloud how he had been identified. My friend correctly pointed out that Allgier is wearing quite distinctive wire frame glasses that made him easy to spot. I however had not noticed them being distracted by the fact that he is bald.
We have a saying in my business: You don’t see the smart criminals in prison.
I’ve seen a picture of a fellow with a skull tattooed on his face, but have you seen the one of the guy who got the big green dragon tattooed on his, well, yes. Big green dragon. On his. Yeah.
That’s a memorable tattoo.
http://www.capohedz.com/typebrighter/uploaded_images/dragon-717577.jpg
Link is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
Curtis Allgier. There’s nothing I can say that they haven’t said at Fark already…
So he has a mere tatoo of a swastika in the middle of his forehead… while Charlie Manson and his girls carved swastikas there…
What a wuss!
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