Every cat in the neighborhood must be following that along.
Great.
People like these are protecting our great nation from attack.
Hopefully that’s just a poorly informed spokesperson.
Good.
MSNBC is reporting that it’s not entirely down, but is now bouncing across the countryside.
Oh, the humanity!
On the other hand, free blimp. Finders, Keepers.
Or maybe a Raytheon employee.
It seems clear to me that we have just been visited by aliens, and this is the best cover story the government could come up with on short notice.
My bad. Sorry.
Well, dude, get to it, wake up that penthouse-reading dwarf of yours and terminate this blimp with extreme prejudice like you did with the other one.
What the hell have you been feeding that thing?
Worst. Acronym. Ever.
Y’know, between secret weapon testing at APG to the East, and Bio Warfare research at Ft. Detrick to the West, it’s a testimony to safety procedures that Baltimore survived the Cold War.
Then again it sort of explains some of the people in and around that town.
I dunno, this looks like a 2d Lieutenant level SNAFU
Where’s Robert Shaw when you need him?
Laughing too hard to stand up, that’s where. You want me to do what???
Is the big white balloon thing carrying Number Six back to The Village?
“I am not a big white balloon thing! I AM A FREE MAN!”
Well, that’s a relief.
Are these really blimps or tethered instrument balloons? They are unmanned and without remote control so it sound like they have more in common with Barrage or Weather Balloons.