As long as Mike from Canmore doesn’t stop here on his way to Minot go ahead…Trip needs a bit of excitement anyhow…but he would rather have a spider named Michelle…
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To hell with it, it’s MY thread, I’ll hijack it if I want to.
I once knew a family who had a tarantula named ‘Spot’. They called their dog ‘Spider’.
And this is all Verrain’s doing - he pointed out the spider in my front yard!
Are there? We haven’t seen 'em yet. We’ve got this rumor floating around that the girls from Canada are godesses. Sorta like the Aphrodites of the beauty world: really good looking, but so far an unconfirmed myth. If Canada does ask the US for help in beating back these 8-legged hell beasts, I’ll make it a point to stop somewhere in Manitoba with a camera. It’ll be like the hunt for the Loch Ness monster, but I see the payoff for the Manitoban Myth pictures. . .
I know the girls in Manitoba are easy, but nowhere near goddess status. Alberta girls, on the other hand… bring your sunglasses to bask in my glorious, beatific glow.
Now remember everyone, don’t look directly at Ginger you’ll be blinded by her unearthly radiance. Just use those little pinhole boxes you made for the eclipse and live in awe of her shadow. This message brought to you by the National Deity Watchers Club.