Killer Whales are a type of Dolphin

Well, one of the side-debates here is whether killer whales are actually, y’know, killers. People-killers, that is.

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There seems to be room for a lot of euphemism here. I’ve read several books (the type that tries to argue how cutesy lovable cuddly dolphins are, including killer whales), which try to dispel the notion that orcas are dangerous. An oft-repeated argument: They are known to kill much larger whales, even blue whales, by wolf-packing them and are thus whale killers. This phrase has been mangled into being killer whales. :dubious:

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It was questioned above whether wild dolphins, generally being non-aggressive toward people, are being friendly or simply leery. I’m pretty sure leery is the correct answer, most of the time anyway. By all the accounts I’ve read, they are mostly rather timid about people, keeping their distance. Captive dolphins, of course, generally become very tame very quickly.

The stories you read about friendly wild dolphins are apparently outlier cases. Several have become well-known, but those clearly seem to be the exceptions rather than the rule. I’ve read it speculated that these may actually be outcast dolphins (for whatever reason) that are lonely and craving some kind of social interaction, which they find they can get with humans.

Is there any speculation as to why orcas don’t eat us? I can’t get past the fact that they easily could and choose not to. There has to be a reason, right? How are they not like sharks where attacks are rare, but still occur?

Is it really that they “know” we’re intelligent? Is there something gross in our digestive tracts or stomachs that they verbally tell each new generation is poisonous? I just don’t understand how they’ll eat literally any other large mammal (elk, moose, polar bears, sea lions, seals, walrus) but we humans ALWAYS get a free pass? WHY?

There are a lot more sharks than orcas.

Right, but your response suggests it’s just a matter of time. But the account of the 12-year-old who was bumped suggests an orca will NEVER attack a human. Why didn’t these six hungry orcas EAT this fucking kid?

http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/boy-survives-bump-from-killer-whale/

I went to a week-long symposium in at University of Washington, Seattle, all about orcas. (It was in 1980, just a few weeks after Mt. St. Helens blew up. The airplane flew right over it, and we all got to look out the windows right down into the crater, which was still smoking.) It combined scientific speakers with artistic orca-themed speakers. One of them had done expeditions where one of them went swimming among orca pods in the area, while others on the boat videotaped it. The videos were shown at the conference.

Nobody got eaten.

But one audience member (one of the speakers of the scientific persuasion, I think) stood up and strongly protested how irresponsible and reckless he thought it was to make and show such a video, which he felt would encourage miscellaneous other people to dive in and go swimming with wild orcas.

But even under that system, birds are reptiles. Wikipedia again:

Which would still make humans “amphibians”, and we would be fish, except scientists have decided we can’t be fish, so the term “fish” is paraphyletic and not used as a true cladistic classification. Isn’t that the same thing - excluding tetrapods from “fish” because of appearance? Why is that valid?

I suppose that’s a fair point. It does lend confusion to the layperson, who thinks of dinosaurs as those scary lizard monsters from the past, and birds as the feathered flyers (and a few non-flyers) of the present.

Thinking about it some more, classic dinosaurs lasted for 135 Million years, compared to the mere 66 million years that mammals have been on the scene. In that time, mammals have diversified from tree-shrew-like varmits to everything from monkeys to elephants, blue whales to porpoises, bats to cats to armadillos, kangaroos, porcupines, and even platypuses. I guess if we allow mammals that much diversity, it’s not ridiculous to think that dinosaurs could have developed and changed a fair amount during their reign, and that birds aren’t that far different than bats are to monkeys.

I guess the real challenge is wrapping our collective heads (i.e. all the various non biologists) around the concept of cladistic grouping. I’m okay considering humans as monkeys in the sense that our ancestors were monkeys, the same way I’m okay considering us apes and mammals. It’s a bit difficult considering us amphibians, and calling us “fish” is a bit silly.

But if someone said “imagine a monkey”, my first thought is not of a human. It’s some tailed furry mammal that eats bananas and lives in trees. It’s all about context.

And thanks for the correction on shark evolution. They’re still significantly different than modern bony fish. Hell, they don’t even have scales like fish - they have denticles, which are teeth. (That’s right - sharks are covered in teeth.)

Well, the person who was arguing that killer whales are not dolphins (and also arguing that dolphins were really porpoises and not dolphins) didn’t show up in this thread, so the argument was won by forfeit.

It’s still historically known that orcas do not tend to attack and certainly don’t eat humans. The Tlingit culture of the American northwest has a creation story that explains why orcas don’t attack humans. If it was established well enough that this Native American culture created their religious lore around the idea, that is some level of historical evidence to support the notion.

Similarly, plenty of humans surf in the coast off California, where there are plenty of orcas. Yet we only have 1 story of an orca attack on a surfer, and it was aborted. That was over 30 years ago.

We have a more recent incident where an orca broke off an attack on a boy when it realized it wasn’t a seal. I watched a Nat Geo program on killer whales that filmed a killer whale cornering a seal in a small bay in a similar style attack.

Here are orcas not eating kayakers. Okay, they’re in boats, you say.

Here’s swimming with wild orcas and not getting eaten. Starts around 1:20. These orcas don’t seem leery at all.

Here’s one titled “Orcas chase surfers out of the water!” Except that’s not what I see. I see orcas hunting seals, and seals swimming towards shore to get away from orcas, and surfers deciding that they might not want to be where orcas are hunting seals, especially while wearing wetsuits so they look like seals. But the orcas don’t seem to go near any of the surfers.

There are plenty of human/orca interactions in the wild for attacks to occur if they were probable. Plenty of humans deliberately putting themselves in front of orcas. Yet only 1 documented bite in over 30 years.

Even the documented attacks by captive orcas, the orcas don’t eat the humans. The worst have been mauled a bit, but no missing parts. Usually they’re drowned and/or crushed.

The last one, the third kill by the same whale, was partially eaten. There is some audio that is in the documentary where a withness tell an emergency responder that the woman was dragged around by the arm, and the repy is “Where’s the arm now?” followed by “swallowed”.

Well, yes, but there I was talking about humans, not birds.

“Amphibians” are basically any non-amniote tetrapod, so humans would not be included. We are members of Sarcopterygii, though the designation of that group as “fleshy-finned fish” is more of a hold-over from Linnaeus’ more gradistic classification. Better to simply call us (and our relatives) “sarcopterygians”. “Fish” remains a largely gradistic class of animals which look like, well, fish.

However, as time goes on and the science filters down to the layperson, it becomes more common to see such notions as outdated. Consider, for example, the kids cartoon Dinosaur Train, wherein dinosaurs are presented (more or less, for a cartoon) based on current scientific info. They even have an episode wherein it is explained that not all Mesozoic animals were dinosaurs (an idea of which many older folks still have some difficulty letting go). Ever since Jurassic Park, people seem to be more open to birds and dinosaurs being closely related.

Dinosaurs and mammals both appeared on the scene at around the same time (dinosaurs first appeared roughly 231 million years ago, while the earliest mammal appears around 210 mya). Granted, mammals weren’t nearly as diverse then as they became in the post K-Pg world, but they were present, and not all of them were ratty /shrewy things.

Indeed!

Well, as noted above, the last sentence isn’t strictly true; we’re definitely not amphibians, and we’re only “fish” in a colloquial sense. We are, however, amniote tetrapod sarcopterygian therapsids :slight_smile:

It wasn’t really a correction; I was just clarifying your two uses of the word “bony”, since it might might have been a but confusing to some (“they evolved from bony fish before there were bony fish”).

Has the commonly accepted classification of dolphins v. porpoises changed in the last couple of decades, by chance?

The reason I ask is that back in the early '90s I worked for time at the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago and saw the marine mammal show more times than I could count. They featured Pacific white-sided dolphins, beluga whales, and (for a brief period) a couple of Pseudorcas (false killer whales). I remember clearly the part of the presentation where the marine biologist was talking about the animals and would say “People always ask us, ‘what’s the difference between a dolphin and a porpoise?’ There is no difference.” They would then explain that dolphins, porpoises and toothed whales were all Cetaceans (or something) and that the belugas (a toothed whale) were more closely related to the dolphins than to baleen whales.

As near as I can tell, Phocoenidae (porpoises) has existed as distinct from Delphinidae (dolphins) since 1825, when John Edward Gray first erected the group (interestingly, he also created Delphinidae, in 1821; indeed, he’s responsible for erecting or redefining most of the "families’ within Odontoceti, between 1821 and 1846).

I know. But WHY NOT??? I understand that it may not be known to a certainty, but some of you must have better guesses than I do. How do six hungry, HUNTING orcas not eat the 12-year-old? Or at least bite a chunk out of his ass? I am already convinced that orcas DO NOT see us as prey. But what I’m losing sleep over is WHY NOT?

Professional courtesy?

They need jobs – maybe gigs at Sea World are a big prize to them.

Fine. But you tell the Librarian.

They do however kill porpoises (Phocoenidae) and infant dolphins. As I pointed out in another thread, referring to chimps, humans, and dolphins, intelligence seems to correlate with cruelty.

So do we get to burn the witch or not?

So is Pluto still not a planet?

Well there’s at least one documented case of orcas herding large whales into a bay for humans to kill. PowerPoint here.

There are many instances of various species of dolphins running fish into human nets. Maybe the word’s gotten around.

I found one article that claimed that orcas are picky eaters.

The Two-Fold Bay account is fascinating. That makes sense that those Orcas helped men, they benefitted from the kill. But why don’t orcas eat humans in California? I would think that except for all the silicone, those Los Angelenos would be delicious.

I am actually curious for an answer, too. My response was directed at John Mace’s proposed explanation that it is a numbers game, so I was pointing out significant numbers exist to show a pattern.

Looking through the wikipedia pages, there is one documented case were a polar explorer was taken from the ice in the late 1800s. Possibly confused for a seal? That is about the only solid case of apparent predation recorded. Several others show possibly hunting dogs, or thinking the dogs are seals.

No one seems to know. Speculation that they recognize us as mammals, but that seems unlikely as orcas will prey on dolphins and dolphins will prey on porpoises.

Well, you see, Pluto is not a “planet”, it’s a “dwarf planet”. :smack: Currently still not a planet, because then we’d have to include Eris and Sedna and Quaoar - three other icy bodies in the outer solar system that are bigger than Pluto.

It’s even more complicated than that. I was watching a Nat Geo program discussing orca predation on white sharks, and the orca specialist was discussing the orca populations off the American West coast. There are three distinct populations. One population lives further from shore, they remain all seagoing or around islands, and prey primarily on fish. A second population live near shore and prey primarily on seals, with some fish hunting. Then there’s a third population that lives around San Fransisco but travels up and down the coast and further from shore than the shore bound group. This is the population documented preying on a white shark. They are visually distinct by having barnacles, which shows they spend time in warmer waters further south, like by Mexico, and they all show much more scarring and damage to their sides and fins. It was proposed that this population learned to prey on white sharks because they spend time in warmer waters with less abundant sea life, and it’s a white shark nursery in the Gulf of Baja. Less abundant sea life means looking for more variety in diet.

So why don’t these orcas eat humans? They eat seals, fish, and great white sharks, but not surfers off the California coast or fishermen off Mexico.

Okay.

Okay, this is partially a matter of unclear presentation on wikipedia and partially my fault for relying so heavily on wikipedia. From Timeline of human evolution:

Can you see how that says that the link between fish and mammals goes through amphibians, and how Synapsida is a branch of reptiles? Of course, terms keep getting redefined, which makes it hard to follow.

I hate being wrong so many times, especially in a thread I started to correct someone else’s mistakes.

Perhaps this is a case of [del]lies told to children[/del] context? Dolphins, porpoises, and toothed whales are all Cetaceans - i.e. whales. Toothed whales are a subgrouping that includes belugas and sperm whales as well as the dolphin family and the porpoise family. Orcas are part of the dolphin family.