Over in this thread about Heinlein, a weird discussion broke out about dolphins.
Granted, it’s a random hodgepodge of a thread wandering around the topic rather wildly. Nevertheless, the dolphin discussion seems just a bit far afield even for that. So I decided to start a new thread.
Apologies for the cumbersomeness, but I’m dragging over previous comments to get the conversation in one place. Multiquote for some reason didn’t carry over, so manually quoted.
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[QUOTE=Amateur Barbarian]
I’d bet he meant dolphins, whales, great apes and elephants. Unless he was ‘making strange’ and we’ve all missed a reference to khauga let loose on earth.
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You are correct, sir, although rather off-target regarding my gender. Dolphins, whales, great apes and elephants can all recognize themselves in a mirror. So can octopi. Chimps too, although they are so closely related to us, their sentience is unsurprising.
Sentience is a function of self-awareness and awareness of other species. With the exception of the great apes–and any other primate species–all the creatures I cited have brains larger than humans. I might also point out that, in all the many years mankind has interacted with dolphins (porpoises, actually), there has never been even one verified attack on a human by a porpoise. That alone should tell us something.
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[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
That is not true. At least, not WRT dolphins, don’t know about porpoises.
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[QUOTE=MIchelleRose]
I stand corrected. One incident. On the other hand, if a bunch of people were trying to jam sticks up your nose, wouldn’t you be a little irritable? All the other damages can be attributed to excessive playfulness and a porpoise’s innate practical joker mentality. They like to play tricks, both on humans and each other. That’s another sign of a highly intelligent species: a well-developed sense of humor.
Orcas are not friendly and should never be considered as such, even though they are at least as intelligent as porpoises. They are the “wolves of the sea” and anyone with half a brain will put lots of distance between themselves and two and a half tons of sentient carnivore.
Definitions: dolphins are fish, coryphaenidae, like the pompano. Porpoises are the mammals we know as bottlenose dolphins. The two terms are often mixed, much to the grief of marine biologists. I know a couple and they always frown when I use the term “dolphin” to describe tursiops truncatus. Bad form, doncha know.
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[QUOTE=Irishman]
This is false.
Bolding and underlining added for emphasis. Dolphins are not porpoises. Porpoises are not dolphins. Dolphins are not finned fish, but there are fish that are called “dolphin”, though the current trend is “dolphinfish” for clarity.
I have no idea about porpoises, but porpoises are also smaller than most humans.
I suppose one can get into semantic arguments over a slightly looser phrase, “unprovoked attack”, whereby one can argue poking ice cream sticks in the blowhole definitely is provoking, and keeping a large orca in a small pool is, perhaps, an act of provocation in itself.
Documenting wild dolphins or even wild orcas attacking humans would be interesting. Attacks not starting with the humans doing something stupid like catching them in fishing nets or fishing lines, or poking them with sticks.
Have there even been cases of orcas attacking swimmers or surfers like with shark attacks? I know white sharks are ambush hunters, and orcas may not use the same tactics.
There has been documented sexual aggression by dolphins against humans.
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[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
[In response to MIchelleRose]Actually, AIUI, there are porpoises and there are also mammalian dolphins, two different groups of species.
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Next post is my reply to the above.