Killing People with your bare hands

Alright, since there seems to be a significant enough percentage of you intent upon impressing people by debunking the use of the term ‘ninja’ with your superior knowledge of the word ‘ninja’ even though most of us already know what a ‘ninja’ is, let me explain my usage of the word ninja.

First of all. AFAIK the idea of the ‘Ninja’ is in dispute. I’ve never seen an actual record of ‘Ninjas’ in medieval japan. Yes there were assassins that resemble what we refer to as a ‘Ninja’, but the American idea of a Ninja is in dispute AFAIK. So generally for purposes of this discussion, I have been using the colloquial American version of Ninja, which means “One who can kill one with barehands and much badassery”

For the sake of argument, we’ll say that Ninjas did exist. If they were assassins, they were assassinating Samurai who WERE battlefield warriors. Therefore they had to be badass enough to kill Samurai. If a Ninja can kill a samurai who has a Katana by sneaking into a house made of rice paper, then he is probably fairly capable of killing your average American suburban steer by sneaking through a house made of drywall, even if the steer owns a .357. I believe this, because the steer is not trained for combat at all, even if he goes to the shooting range once a month, he is still at a distinct disadvantage against one who is combat trained and can defeat a battlefield warrior, for the American steer is not a battlefield warrior. I know in American gun culture we love our guns, but in the close quarters that are the average room, a bladed weapon like a Katana or a Wakizashi in trained hands is FAR more lethal than a .357 in the hands of someone who can only shoot a paper cutout in the chest. Therefore the use of the word ‘Ninja’ in this discussion is not inappropriate despite the fact that you have an extra amount of limited knowledge of medieval japan than you seem to assume everyone else in the discussion has.

So now you know what a Ninja is, and I don’t have to use my power ninja strike to shove your half-assed pedantry all the way up your ass.

Erek

Already used that one in this thread. :stuck_out_tongue:

Sorry, Gabe. I think it’s important that we recognize Mark’s contributions. I didn’t mean to step on your toes. :smiley:

mswas, not to sound too pedantic, but I would suggest you refresh your knowledge of ninja history.

That link should clear things up for you.

Uh huh. Flying, phasing through walls, going invisible, walking on the wind, mind control yada yada yada. These were humans. That means no superpowers. That does not mean I would want to challenge one, as they were good fighters (they were professionals and had to be). The Samurai were the battlers. They built their whole life on that and constantly trained for it. In open combat and with no element of surprise, the samurai had the upper hand because that was his specialty. In modern times, a .357 or .44 or 12 gauge will make short work of a ninja, IF you know he is coming and you are ready for him. Remember, no superpowers. Their real strength was that you never knew if they were coming since they contracted in secret - they didn’t announce it and call you out at high noon. The goal of a ninja was to get in, make the “hit”, and get back out while being undetected. They did not flip out - they were professionals in every sense of the word. Pros do not flip out.

I’m not interested in the newer “American” definition, it is an invention of the movies. If it just means being able to kill with the hands and being a badass, practically any oversized town bully would qualify for that, as would every professional boxer or psychotic strangler. being a tough guy does not a ninja make.

Steve, you’ve been whooshed.
After all, everybody knows that ninjas exist only to flip out and kill people. Why, one time a ninja was eating in a diner and someone dropped a spoon. Ninja killed the whole damn town.

ROFL. Immediately after the restaurant incident a tall Scotsman stood up, stated “There can be only one” and proceeded to vorpal the ninja :smiley:

Snicker snack.

Picker: Your level of pedantry is appreciated.

SteveG1: Your level of pedantry just makes you an ass.

The use of the word “Ninja” is supposed to be overly dramatic for the sense of levity. I’d think that if you know what the word “Ninja” means, you’d also know what the word “Levity” means.

The way this argument is going, I’d imagine that the people saying a Ninja isn’t good at straight out fighting has never been in a fight themselves. If you are trained in hand to hand combat, and can manage to break into a noble’s compound, and kill the noble, odds are you are a badass, any way you slice it. I hope your .357 makes you feel safer, but the truth of the matter is that there is an art to shooting, and target shooting only takes part of that art into account. Shooting in combat is QUITE different from shooting a target, even a moving target.

To say that a Ninja wasn’t battle trained is ridiculous at best. They weren’t trained for FIELD COMBAT for certain, but they were definitely trained for close quarter combat. A formidable warrior going into a melee with another formidable warrior is always serious, no matter what the differences in their training is. In a break-in situation, the Ninja is at an advantage, whereas a Samurai cutting down the Ninja on the battlefield is at a distinct advantage. So even if the Ninja has lost the initiative against the Samurai in the break-in situation, that doesn’t mean that a Samurai, even an armed Samurai is at an automatic advantage against the Ninja. Two trained warriors must take each other seriously, period. Any Army Ranger, or Delta will tell you that.

If you need an example of this. Turn on Quake 2 or 3. Give one person the Rail gun, and the other person has to use his fists. The rules of the engagement being that the first one to score a hit wins. The reason for this rule is that in real life you won’t have power armor on that can thwart a knife. So for this purpose the rail gun is a .357, and the fist would be a knife or bare hands. Me being someone who is fairly good at Quake, I believe that I could get in close and punch the person with the rail gun, more likely than they can hit me with that rail gun if they had little to no Quake experience. So for purposes of this simulation, I’d be the trained warrior, and the other person would be the average person with a .357. (The railgun is the weapon that hits instantly and is basically an automatic kill but has only a localized area of effect, it’s the sniper weapon)

There are a lot of realities that go into shooting a gun that aren’t being taken into account.

  1. You have to be able to hit a moving target
  2. If you do hit, you have to hit a vital organ

Now take into account being lethal with one’s barehands. The likelihood of missing your target is MUCH lower than the untrained person with the gun. The ability to adjust to a miss is easier. You don’t have to deal with recoil, and you can use any number of other striking surfaces on your body to disorient them. Once the trained warrior starts working their opponent, it is pretty much over.

As we’ve been (Jokingly for those of you immune to wit) referring to Ninjas in this debate, you’d probably not be aware of the Ninja until he’s in the same room you are in, and he’s much more likely to be aware of your presence.

We haven’t even touched upon other skills that come with the superior skill that a warrior has over a lay person. More attention to detail, training in fighting while disoriented, enhanced senses, greater ability to discern detail in the dark. None of these skills are super human in any way, yet they add to the advantage the trained warrior unarmed has over the armed untrained suburbanite.

I have limited training to be certain, and am far from being a ninja. However, I have trained to fight in the dark, and even trained to fight in flickering light where I cannot depend upon my night vision. So even with my minimal training, that creates an advantage I will always have. I can only imagine how much that advantage would increase if I attained mastery. I’ve learned disarms, and I’ve seen how easy it was for my teacher’s to take the object we were using to simulate the weapon from me.

Once with my Budo instructor I had the wooden knife, he took my arm back over in an arm lock and I instantly dropped the knife caught it in my other hand, stabbed him in the thigh, and then drew it across the back of his knee where the artery will exsanguinate anyone in less than 5 minutes. This surprised my teacher, he was even stunned for a moment when I stabbed him with a fake knife that did no damage. Of course, I wasn’t in as much pain as I would have been had he actually broken my arm, but my point is to illustrate what even minimal training can change in a fight.

I do recognize that these examples are not actual life or death scenarios, and the one thing a life or death scenario brings into the equation is fear of death. I think it is important to remember that the trained master won’t be paralyzed by his fear of death, and will be thinking much more clearly as a result.

In short, having a gun is a false sense of security for anyone that doesn’t have combat training. They aren’t nearly as lethal as many people think, and the number of shots fired at people that don’t hit their target is far greater than the number of shots fired that actually hit their target. With a gun, your point of impact is about 1/3 of an inch trying to hit a target that is about 1.5-2 feet wide. When you fire the gun, the point of impact has to be centered on the target, it only moves in a straight line, so the area that can be potentially damaged by that bullet is a 1/3 inch cylinder going straight out from the barrel of that gun. A knife however, doesn’t have the range that a gun has, but it can pierce, or slash, and the area within which it is lethal is much greater at close range than that of a gun. Not to mention that once the knife penetrates it can move around inside a person’s guts, and does not require a vital hit when it first penetrates.

So I know this thread isn’t about knives vs guns, but I wanted to give that as an example, because I think most people are more viscerally aware of the impact of a knife upon the human body than they are of the impact against pressure points. Most people don’t even know pressure points. When I give massages I can look at the way someone is standing and tell where in their body a knot is and just take my finger and put it right in that area, and I know some pressure points throughout the body that can either be used to relax a person, or severely hurt them. There are many ways that knowledge of such things gives someone a supreme advantage over one who does not have knowledge of such things. These are not necessarily super human, and can be explained scientifically.

So I still think that the average person with a gun is at a distinct disadvantage against a trained warrior.

I could go on forever about the transfer of inertia through one’s body in order to strike, the ability to sense the other person’s inertia, awareness of where the gun’s point of impact is at any time, and so on to illustrate my point.

Erek

You forgot to factor in the awesomeness of a Ninja wailing on a guitar. I bet you didn’t even know that in the year 600 C.E., for some old queen’s birthday, 60,000 ninjas wailed on their guitars and killed a country.

If you don’t believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It’s an easy choice, if you ask me.

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can’t believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that’s a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can’t wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Everything I know about life I learned from computer games. And comic books. Everything I know about life I learned from computer games and comic books. And porn movies. Everything…

Umm…mswas? You put enough thought and time into your post that I don’t think you are trolling. So, I would like to give you a little advice.

We are not talking about games here. We are not talking about ninjas with rail guns.

We are talking about the real world. Many of us have a bit of experience with it. It does not seem that you do.

Fantasy, is not a solid structure to debate from.

Yours,

Enipla/Alpine.

Boooooo!
This is an important topic: how does one defend against a ninja who has not yet flipped out and killed you? Personally, I would suggest that rather than carrying a gun, you make sure you have a samurai follow you around.

Ah, the 5 point palm heart exploding technique.

I don’t doubt your training and expertise in martial arts but I call bullshit on this. Could you explain scientifically what causes people to die when touched with great precision by old ladies?

Check post 19.

Damn me, that was funny.

I’ll give you a couple of links.

Levity
Seriousness
Oscillation

Thanks,
Erek

P.S. This is the BBQ pit. I am serious that I think people believe that guns have more power than they actually do, on both sides of the debate, and I think people really have no idea of what Martial Artists are capable of without breaking any laws of physics. Other than that, refer back to this post.

[raises hand] I know! I know! The little old lady touches the burglar precisely between the eyes, with a sledgehammer! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Excuse me? I may not be a grandmaster or even just a master, but I do know a little bit about fighting, both on the street and in tournament. I do know a bit about punching, kicking, and “hitting like you mean it”. I’ve been in real fights, and I’ve broken a few bones in my time (the othr guys’s bones).
I also know about shooting, having been trained in the military. Reread my posts - I did say field combat, if not in those words. To see who is the better fighter means stripping out all the bullshit - no hiding in the shadows, no waiting for the “mighty victim” to fall asleep. It means both are fully awake, fully equipped, and stand eyeball to eyeball. Sneaking in and slitting the throat of a sleeper is not Combat. It is assassination. Close quarter combat was something to be avoided by the assassin if possible.

Quake has jack shit to do with real life. Besides, who needs power armor to thwart a knife? The basic white belt blocks have enough force to make the wielder drop it, and there are plenty of armbars/dislocations for turning the blade on the attacker While He Is Still Holding It. If you want to use fists or a knife against me (while I have a gun) you would be doomed in real life. At the extreme close ranges involved (inside one room of a building) it is hard to miss. Simply point and shoot. Just like pointing a finger. A five to ten feet distance does not require careful aim. Point at center mass with a decent size round and you’ve taken out a lung or the heart. Even if somehow I missed every shot, the butt handle makes a very nice hammer. Hurts like a sumbitch - it’s called pistol whipping. So, I may be an ass but I’m thinking you are just full of shit.

Nah, sounds like you’ve got the combat experience to be authoritative. My issue isn’t you being authoritative. My issue is your being pedantic about the word ‘Ninja’ which is clearly just meant to be funny. You want to debate the issue at hand, and bring dirty facts in, bring it on. I just think trying to debunk the usage of the word ninja is stupid on your part.

Erek

OK, let’s get away from the ninjas and get back to the original subject. Let’s talk about every day objects used as weapons. Kitchens are chock full of great stuff – knives, forks, cast iron skillets. Snick snick whap whap whap. If you can get in there first. Telephones can be used – bludgeon the baddy and then strangle him with the cord. Pencils are great – stab him and break off the free end. Nail files can be used like daggers, same as pencils – slam them in and break them off. Hell you can latch on and bite the shit out of him too, if it makes you happy. But, for the old and infirm (Grannie) a gun is and always will be the best option, preferably a shot gun loaded with small size bird shot. This is Grandma after all, not some world champion, not some 7 dan instructor. A gun does not require speed, strength or agility. It does not require years of intensive training. At the extremely short (point blank) range of the normal room in any house or apartment, no skill or aiming is needed. It’s like pointing a finger. The shot will stop at the wall without killing someone on the other side, while making a mess of the baddie you just blasted. A heavy caliber hand gun comes in second. It is quicker and easier to use in confined spaces, but the slug will go through the wall and maybe kill the wrong person. Recoil and muzzle blast are not an issue. It’s your gun, you know what’s coming. The baddie doesn’t.

The sound of a shot gun slide being worked to chamber a shell is instantly recognizable (Ker Chunk). If the bad guy hears that and decides to run for his life, then it’s a best case scenario. You are both unharmed, but he is gone away. If he is too stupid to leave, you drop him with minimal risk to yourself.