No, that’s wrong–try this: Party per bend sinister wavy bendy sinister wavy vert & or, & sable, in fess point a demi-pellet en soleil inverted & bendwise sinister issuant from the party, in sinister base a roundel bendy sinister wavy vert & or.
I don’t think most of you or Cecil has felt a real kilt. They are actually VERY heavy fabric. Not at all like american skirts, which are very light. kilts are very thick wool.
When driving a convertable, ensure that you have enough heavy gear in your sporran to keep the wind eddies from lifting the kilt in front of your face and obscuring your vision–not to mention giving a passing tour bus a shock (ruefully learned driving an old MG roadster to Highland games).
Party per bend sinister wavy bendy sinister wavy vert & or, & sable, in fess point a demi-pellet ensorcelled rayonny or inverted & bendwise sinister issuant from the party, in sinister base a roundel bendy sinister wavy vert & or.
Or something… Oh, just go here.
In the words of the old joke:
“Excuse me, sir. Is anything worn under the kilt?”
“No, madam, it’s all in perfect working order.” :rolleyes:
[boffo British laffs]
Magazines all too frequently lead to books and should be regarded by the prudent as the heavy petting of literature.
—Fran Lebowitz