Kim Jong-il to anoint youngest son Kim Jong-Un as heir

Cite?

Jong-un? Is that you?

This may have implications for their relations with Israel; apparently the new second in command in North Korea is a Ju.

Seriously, though, should it be worrisome that the nuclear-weapons chief is now the vice premier?

There are some pretty compelling facts, like NK being dark, that back up what “Western governments” are saying.

Dark like Mordor?

Er… insidious Western propaganda! It merely shows the unanimity of cooperation with the glorious people’s “Lights Off to Save Power” campaign!

The man’s family name is Kang. His personal name is Sokju.

Hmmm, good point. I had no idea that NK had such a strong environmental program.

Yes, and that satellite picture suggests that he’s not lighting the menorah.

Maybe they decided not to promote Kim Jong-un because they found out he was posting to the Dope.

Hey, they knocked that other son out of contention for the crime of trying to go to Disney World Japan. It could happen.

Kim Jong-Un Privately Doubting He’s Crazy Enough To Run North Korea.