Why is the King of Hearts the only King that doesn’t have a mustache?
He shaves.
Well according tho this site:
http://www.cs.man.ac.uk/playing-cards/tmfaq/tmfaq.html
The king originally had a mustache but it was lost in bad copying.
According to this Playing-Card FAQ, the King of Hearts lost his moustache due to poor reproduction techniques. The design that today’s playing cards are based upon is traced to a design popularized in Rouen in France in the early 16th century. The site linked above says:
Pretty judgemental, I’d say.
Are we to assume that bad copying is also why the “Suicide King” looks like he’s stabbing himself in the head? The link doesn’t address this.