A kitten managed to stowaway in her ‘owners’ suitcase. She went through security, x-rayed, and flew in the luggage compartment from FL to Dallas. When she got there, someone else picked up the bag and took it home and was really suprised when he opened it.
That kitteh is a terrist.
How cute 
Good thing the people who accidentally took it were heading home. Someone’s clothes are gonna need a-washin’.
EXCELLENT. Now I know how to get my kitteh into America with me!
I wonder if the kitten was packing heat?
I don’t know about you guys, but I feel safer already. :rolleyes:
I can’t believe there are no pictures of the kitty with the article!
You’re not kidding.
How the hell do you not notice a moving cat skeleton going through the x-ray machine? Oh, right, incompetence.
Frekwent Flier miles…I haz dem.
I can haz upgrade?
I wish I’d thought of stuffing my cat into a suitcase instead of paying $50 to take him in the cabin with me when I moved from Chicago to NC. It’s only a two-hour flight…
im in ur suitcase, screwing ur sekuritee
I hope the X-rays didn’t hurt the poor baby!
So, the guy forgets he has a loaded gun, and somehow manages to walk through security with it, from where he could have boarded the plane. And this happens at the airport that is within a couple of miles of the White House and Capitol.
He then remembers he has a gun, and walks back to the security checkpoint to do the right thing and hand it in.
And they arrest him for his honesty.
That’s pretty fucked up.
I believe that sums up TSA in a nutshell.
I liked the part where the guy “screamed like a little girl” when the kitten jumped out of the suitcase and ran under the bed.
Slight hijack [pardon the pun!] – how on earth [oops] could the kitten get enough air in a closed case? The damn thing must’ve been half empty, right? But even so… Have you ever seen a hard- or soft-sided case that would “breathe” enough to sustain a life inside?
Tiny kittens/
On the plane/
Tiny kittens/
TSA’s shame/
Tiny kittens/
Jump out, run all over/
I’ve a feeling that I’m gonna/
Chase you till the end of time…/
(Sung to the tune of “Tiny Bubbles”. Apologies to Don Ho.)