Kitty versus squirrel

The first two stories here are true stories about ONE cat, who lived to be nearly 20 years old. This cat was a spayed female, and a definite homebody. She liked going outside, but only if she KNEW she could get back in within seconds, and she never went farther than about 10 feet from the door. We usually supervised her, but didn’t use a leash or harness.

When we first got her, we lived in a student shack–a house that had been split up into ten or so apartments, and was rather run-down (but CHEAP!). One night, in the middle of the night, DH and I were sleeping when we awoke to the sound of the cat thundering across the bedroom floor. I woke up, and sat up just in time to see a mouse run up DH’s side of the bed, across both our pillows, and down under the nightstand on my side of the bed, with the cat in hot pursuit. I caught the cat, but the mouse was pretty much out of reach for all of us. Since I have no desire to have to undergo rabies treatment, we opted to shut the cat in the bathroom for the rest of the night, and let the mouse escape quietly into the recesses of the walls, rather than try to catch it ourselves. A couple of weeks later, though, we went somewhere overnight for a weekend, and left the cat alone in the apartment (with lots of food and water). When we got back, I walked into the bedroom and something crunched under my foot. Upon close inspection, I found a completely clean (bone only, no tissue at all) mouse skull–apparently the only part of the mouse that the cat hadn’t eaten. The cat was ENORMOUSLY proud of herself when I found it, too.

A few years later, we were in another apartment. This one was a second floor apartment, with a largish porch and sliding glass door and screen. We frequently put bird seed out on the porch, so the cat could sit at the door and drool at the birds and squirrels that came to eat it. The squirrels in particular drove her crazy, since they would come up to the door and look straight at her, knowing that she couldn’t do anything about it. One day, it just got too much for her, and she charged a squirrel that was sitting on the edge of the porch. For some reason, on that same day, we had both the door and the screen open. The cat FLEW across the porch after that squirrel. Of course, the squirrel made a clean getaway, but the cat ended up flying OFF the porch. She was completely unhurt, but very shaken, and she completely ignored squirrels for several weeks after that.

Our current two cats are much younger, but declawed, and we keep them indoors with rare supervised excursions in the fenced backyard. (One of the cats had apparently never been outdoors before she came to live with us, and was totally terrified of the prospect the first time we invited her to come outside with us.) However, they both consider themselves proud hunters, and are quite good at stalking twist-ties, laser lights, and each other. We do, however, get the rare mouse in the house because we live next to a large open field. One night, I had problems sleeping–general insomnia, aggravated by the sounds of at least one cat running around madly in the basement. I finally got out of bed just to find something else to do, and stepped on a dead mouse as I walked down the hallway to the family room. It was 3am, and I considered just leaving it there for DH to deal with in the morning, but ended up picking it up (with a piece of cardboard) and taking it out to the compost heap. We still don’t know which cat actually did the deed, but both of them have taken a much greater interest in the FED (Feline Entertainment Device) that hangs in a tree just outside the living room window. We put bird seed in the FED two or three times a week, and it attracts birds and squirrels that both of the cats drool over. Sometimes, a squirrel or a bird actually comes up to the windowsill where the cats are sitting, and they both go completely berzerk.

We live in So Cal (desert) and our cats routinely leave huge dead lizards without tails on our back door step. I guess they have a taste for lizard tails. :confused:

Haven’t many lizard species evolved easily detached tails to fool predators into thinking they’ve caught something when all they’ve got is a dead piece of disposable flesh?

Perhaps your cats don’t have a *taste * for lizard tails per se, but that’s the only part of the lizard that they manage to catch.

IOW, maybe your neighborhood is littered with *uneaten * lizard tails.

A friend related this story to me about his kitty.

Seems his Maine coon was an indoor kitty. Well accustomed to the luxuries of not having to hunt for his keep. Always came a-running whenever he heard the can opener. Slept wherever and whenever he chose. You get the idea.

Seems that Beau (the kitty) one day decided that outdoor is a place he might like to explore and my friend (stupidly?) let him out. Beau made a few tentative ventures into the wilds of the back yard only to return to the comforts of his indoor life in short order. No trophies; no kills. Just taking a little walk-about “out there”.

Well, Beau one day let his baser instincts get the better of him and he decided that he finally needed to hunt and make a kill. (My friend tells me that he viewed this entire episode). Beau carefully studied some birds that had landed in HIS backyard. Watched their comings and goings for a while before chooing his specific prey. He crept stealthily through the grass, taking several minutes before getting close to his goal. The fowl was just on the far side of a large rock. Beau was on the near side of the same rock; his ears laid back and tail twitching madly.
He sprung to the top of the rock and, in the same movement, readied himself to pounce on his target. But in the millisecond before he jumped from the rock, the intended target caught sight of him and readied himself for the fight.

You see… Beau’s target was a Canada Goose.
And a BIG Canada Goose at that.
The goose hissed and gave a HONKHONKHONK.
Beau jumped straight up into the air, did a multiple-twisting kitty-gainer and landed with his feet already running toward the house.

According to my friend, Beau is now content with hunting cans of tuna in the cupboard.

Gotta love it when prey does unexpected things. Snowball once caught a fly (yes, just a big, ordinary housefly). He had it in his mouth, but somehow it managed to be unscathed – just imprisoned behind his teeth. It was buzzing furiously and bouncing around between his tongue and the roof of his mouth, trying to break out from behind the white fang-bars of his prison. This evidently produced quite the tickling vibration effect. It tickled! It tickled!

Snowball lifted his lips up and away from the tickling hum – showing all his teeth – with his lips stretched out as far as they could go. Julia Roberts’s toothy grin was nothing compared to this. We could see his gums all the way back to his molars! It looked like some invisible force was pulling his whiskers to lift his lips off his face and trying stretch them towards the sky. Meanwhile he flattened his ears sideways the way cats do when they are concentrating, and he had wild eyes and a “WhatdoIdo?.. WhatdoIdo?..” expression on his face.

But we didn’t know any of this at first. We were watching TV when he walked into the room looking like an H.R. Geiger Alien Monster and his head was humming!

AAAAH! Snowball’s possesed! Snowball’s possessed! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

While we starting freaking out at this Jack-Nicholson-as-the-Joker demon fluffball, Snowball finally decided than an acceptable solution to his dilemma was just to start chewing.

My mother has a cat that’s a russian blue (named Blue), and she is about the same color as the squirrels that used to play in the back yard. We had a living room with a vaulted roof and triangular windows at the top, so you could see the tree in the backyard that was about 10 feet from the house. Blue loved to watch the squirrels in that tree. One day, I’m sitting in the living room, when I hear a terrible ruckus on the roof. It sounds like two squirrels running, from the front of the house toward the backyard. I look up as the sounds approach the edge of the roof, just in time to see a squirrel leap ever-so-gracefully from the roof to one of the limbs of the tree, a pretty large jump but no problem for the squirrel.
Then, I see the second squirrel jump right after it, looking remarkably like Rocky the Flying Squirrel…but of course it was no squirrel. There comes Blue, sailing off the roof at full speed, falling like a rock, and b-a-r-e-l-y managing to hook a paw on a branch, dangling Mission Impossible-style, before twisting and clawing and finally managing to haul herself up onto the branch, looking totally bewildered. It was priceless. Cats can’t fly, but they can dream.

I stood at my back window for close to two hours watching a cat Vs squirrel some weeks ago. The Grey squirrel was tiny so I was rooting for the poor mite just trying to make his way home to look after his pregnant squirrel lady. I thought that if he gets home Mrs Squirrel is never going to believe his story.
The cat knew I was watching because I would loud noises to distract his attention when it looked like he may get the squirrel.
I kept wondering if the cat was as amazed with my patience as I was with his.
Maybe that was because I was drunk though.
The battle took place over 7 trees and underneath two sheds. Many times the cat would seem to catch the squirrel then my heart would leap as the rodent would shoot out from somewhere underneath the cat.
The squirrel was daft though, sometimes creeping down the trunk till there was a gap of 1 foot between their noses.
I left them as the squrrel wrong-footed the cat and made for a large expanse of trees just out of my line of sight. The cat was gaining on the squirrel and there was about 20 metres between squirrel and trees.
I hope he made it.

A few months ago my mother’s Airedale caught a bee. Much yelping followed. It was hilarious.

Of course laughing at mother’s baby is not allowed. The child and I went home early that night. :smiley:

Everytime I see the title of this thread my brain thinks, “Must get moose and squirrel!”