They’re not kosher.
That depends on how we kill them…
I don’t believe that they have hooves, or chew cud.
It was a Monty Python reference: The Lifeboat Sketch
Austrians are definitely Kosher as long as you don’t eat them with milk products.
P.S. I see I’m late for this joke. Dang.
You just give them a bris before you slaughter them.