Kosher Eating Question

They’re not kosher.

That depends on how we kill them…

I don’t believe that they have hooves, or chew cud.

It was a Monty Python reference: The Lifeboat Sketch

Austrians are definitely Kosher as long as you don’t eat them with milk products.

P.S. I see I’m late for this joke. Dang.

You just give them a bris before you slaughter them.