Woohoo, I’m dividing by zero like a mofo! Watch me go!!
I was going to suggest he put down the bong and back away from the Fritjof Capra book, but your suggestion works for me as well.
Kozmik is the Lekatt of math.
Holy crap, I just read that thread.
The mind boggles.
Whoooosh.
You nailed it! (I wish I had thought of that.)
Fourth principle: All matter is composed of stuff.
Don’t mix Stuff and Anti-Stuff. Cause then bad stuff happens.
Indeed. 
Vice principle: GETS YOUR FUCKIN HANDS OFF MY STASH YOU DAMN WHORE!
Perhaps his numbers are all irrational? Also, remember this: the beginning of numbers is numb.
i loves U(1)…
Wait until he gets into Cantor and starts manipulating infinities. His brains will be melting out of his ears.
Really, as infuriating as such a thread must be to its participants, for those of us jumping in after the train-wreck, it is hilarious! The towering cleverness of Dope participants, especially when used to apply such pitiless yet edifying sarcasm, is really nothing less than a joy to behold. Humbling, but makes me grateful there are so many smarter people on the planet than me when you can just sit back and admire.
When I first read that thread this morning I wasn’t sure if I needed to drink more coffee or bang my head against the wall a bit to understand it. Turns out it was the latter.
He has brains?
There you have it…poetry!! My feelings for a very long time put into words!
Thanks
On the Pitting, thank you!!! That thread was going to make my head explode. I had to just walk away.
If 1/0 equals infinity
then x/0 equals 10
therefore
35/20 equals 1
What does x/x equal?
I’ll let you all figure that one out on your own…but I’ll provide some hints to those of you too stupid to figure it out.
I know I’m a little late for this, but (from the other thread):
Can I use this as a signature line, ultrafilter? The mental picture is just priceless.
I see…let me try this again
If 0/0 equals an infinite number
and 23 () / 0 equals 10()
|||||||||||||||||||||| / equals ||||||||||
since it is self evident that 0/0 equals an infinite number
x/x = ___
<head explodes>
I think we should all be on the lookout for a nuclear explosion when kozmik learns about orders of infinity
I can explain this to you all. But only if you FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS TO THE LETTER!!
First, go purchase a copy of “Sexxxy Nurses 12”. Send it to me. I will then provide further instructions.