Even in my wildest dreams of stupendous wealth, I can’t imagine having to hire somebody to do this:
It’s Not an Eating Disorder
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Maybe she looses her appetite after listening to her own music.
Kylie Minogue is obviously quite stupid.
You don’t think she’s hired a smart publicist instead ?
Eh, I’d do her.
Maybe she needs Elimination and Breathing Consultants. Could be some job opportunities there.
Hmmm…I wish I could afford to hire someone to remind me who the hell Kylie Minogue is…
I’m starting to warm to you, LA !!
I’d give her a piece of meat to chow down on every now and again.
If she ever gets rid of this person, what the hell do the put on their cv?
Responsibilities:
reminded Kylie to chow down 3/4 times a day
Doesn’t exactly qualify you for a lot of other jobs now does it. That said, i’d take the damn job!
Seriously - you’d love April Fools Day in that job.
“Aaah-ha-ha-haaa ! - Never told you to eeee-eat! Never told you to eeee-eat!”
Classic.
I’ve seen her twice in real life. She’s a fucking dwarf, and she’s ugly. Theres some real photoshop magic going on in those publicity shots.
Also, why make a big deal out of your arse all the time when its roughly the same size as two tennis balls stuck together? she looks like a little boy.
I wish I had someone to remind me when to drink…
oh, wait a minute…
That’s funny coz my bro met her in real life, and he said she’s absolutely tiny but “utterly fucking gorgeous” and “makes you act like a twat”. You obviously need your eyes tested mate.
She’s a quite stupid little ball of smut 
You reckon? I was stood about 2 foot away from her the second time. Each to his own, but her features dont appeal to me. and she had too much make up on, probably to hide the wrinkles and the fact she’s about 40.
Mmm…Kylie smut.
Nah she’s only my age.
Bet you wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating pickled onions though.
[insert “hot beef injection” joke here]
Pickled onions?
I’ve got to second that jjimm. She’s a cracker.
She’s also one of the few women that got better looking in the 10 years from 20 to 30…
Again, pickled onions?