It’s not over until the fat lady sings.
- :: Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb… ::*
Oh, please, let some passing mod come by and close this thread right now. 
With all those Webdings, you should be the Tattooed man! 
Aw come on… Let me be the Fat Lady! Please?
I’ve been training for this my whole life.
Some circus have Actors! Sign me up 
I haven’t been to a circus in years. I’d like a part where I just have to sit around and look good. And wear sequins. Preferably on the ground - I’m a bit antsy at heights.
Post me as emergency back-up magician, or creepy roustie, both of which I -have- actually done in a (small) circus!
I’ll be the elephant girl. I love those big sweeties.
I don’t want to do the trapeeze, unless the audience doesn’t mind having their heads sprinkled with pee and hearing me scream.