Ladies, don't let lax vaginal hygiene cost you that big promotion!

[Swallowed_My_Cellphone]

@tdn

Well, there go my plans for lunch.

What the heck were your lunch plans???

[descamisado]

@Autolycus

I’m douching like a motherfuck!

Do you ladle it in or is there an old-fashioned applicator involved.

[Zsofia]

My boyfriend doesn’t see how it’s an offensive ad. He says if you find the whole idea and marketing concept of feminine hygiene products offensive then any ad for them is, and he doesn’t see how this one is specifically offensive.

[Winston_Smith]

@Freudian_Slit

Pffft. Summer’s eve? I warsh my vagina with a rag on a stick.

FYI: This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read on this message board.

[Anaamika]

@Winston_Smith

@Freudian_Slit

Pffft. Summer’s eve? I warsh my vagina with a rag on a stick.

FYI: This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read on this message board.

I know I am still giggling over it.
ETA: No, it’s official. I LOVE NESTED QUOTES!

[Beware_of_Doug]

@Winston_Smith

@Freudian_Slit

Pffft. Summer’s eve? I warsh my vagina with a rag on a stick.

FYI: This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read on this message board.

'Smatter FS, can’t you reach otherwise?

[Freudian_Slit]

There’s a device I use for warshing. It’s called an aubesian. You can buy them at Aubesians & Such. There’s one over on 57th Street.

[wolfman]

@Freudian_Slit

There’s a device I use for warshing. It’s called an aubesian. You can buy them at Aubesians & Such. There’s one over on 57th Street.

Oh, over in the Aubesian district.

[Musicat]

@Anaamika

I LOVE NESTED QUOTES!

Yeah, nested quotes are soooo sexy.

[handsomeharry]

@pbbth

I would think the raging infection you’d get from spraying chemicals up your hoo-ha would cause much worse smells than a normal vagina. I can’t see why anyone would need anything other than regular showers, soap, and a daily changing of their underpants.

Hey, guys, guess who didn’t get a raise!

Best wishes,
hh

[pbbth]

@handsomeharry

@pbbth

I would think the raging infection you’d get from spraying chemicals up your hoo-ha would cause much worse smells than a normal vagina. I can’t see why anyone would need anything other than regular showers, soap, and a daily changing of their underpants.

Hey, guys, guess who didn’t get a raise!

Best wishes,
hh

I did indeed get a raise and bonus and they are discussing promoting me shortly. Ipso facto, my vagina is fantastic.

[FoieGrasIsEvil]

@descamisado

@Autolycus

I’m douching like a motherfuck!

Do you ladle it in or is there an old-fashioned applicator involved.

Turkey baster?

::shrugs::

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@pbbth

I did indeed get a raise and bonus and they are discussing promoting me shortly. Ipso facto, my vagina is fantastic.

Well, that or your supervisors have no sense of smell.

[EvilTOJ]

No wonder I’m not getting a raise, I don’t even have a vagina.

[Darth_Panda]

@EvilTOJ

No wonder I’m not getting a raise, I don’t even have a vagina.

Doesn’t mean you can’t use feminine hygiene products. Think outside of the box.

(duck and cover)

[Malleus_Incus_Stapes]

@EvilTOJ

No wonder I’m not getting a raise, I don’t even have a vagina.

Well go and borrow somebody else’s. You’ve got to put in some effort, man.

[Count_Blucher]

@FoieGrasIsEvil

@descamisado

Do you ladle it in or is there an old-fashioned applicator involved.

Turkey baster?

::shrugs::

Turkey Baster? This is the 21st Century…