Ladies & Gentlemen: Our Articulate President

[Dugrik]

We need the intern camps to get all those recent grads who can’t find a paying job in this economy off the streets.

[Desmostylus]

@Johnny L.A.

I’m not through my first cuppa joe yet, so my humour circuit is not functioning well yet. I don’t get it. What’s the joke? Is it “They don’t like ‘The War on Terror’, so I’ll make up something ridiculously long. Haha.”? If that’s it, then I guess you had to have been there, because I’m not getting the “joke”.

It wasn’t a scripted joke. Bush’s audience simply laughed at him.

[PatriotX]

I think that implication of a conscience to be shaken is interesting. It certainly implies much, much more than “they hate our freedoms.” This implies a belief that the conscience, once awakened, will rectify a wrong. I mean why else mention a conscience?

Curioser and curioser coming from the “they hate our freedoms” guy.

[Gadarene]

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a scripted attempt at a joke. Remember that the Bush camp vets all questions that will be asked to the President, and undoubtedly prepares Bush for the trickier ones ahead of time.

[Andros_X]

@Dugrik

We need the intern camps to get all those recent grads who can’t find a paying job in this economy off the streets.

This just goes to show what happens when you sit down and decide domestic policy after stay up all night being drunk off your ass while watching Deep Space Nine.

As for the rest of his remarks…sigh I’m not surprised.

I think we should have a special sign right outside the Situation Room that reads, “Your IQ must be this high to launch the nuclear* weapons.”

• Not “nucular”, dammit.

[mhendo]

@Gadarene

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a scripted attempt at a joke. Remember that the Bush camp vets all questions that will be asked to the President, and undoubtedly prepares Bush for the trickier ones ahead of time.

Well, if that’s the case, they certainly didn’t prepare him very well for the question about tribal sovereignty. He bumbled around that one like someone who doesn’t even know what the words meant.

Tribal sovereignty means that, it’s sovereign. You’re a – you’ve been given sovereignty, and you’re viewed as a sovereign entity. And, therefore, the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities.

In other news, your intelligence relates to how intelligent you are, and your Christianity reflects the fact that you’re a Christian.

Fucking genius.

[Duke]

@Dugrik

We need the intern camps to get all those recent grads who can’t find a paying job in this economy off the streets.

There’s a Clinton joke in here, dammit, I just can’t get it out.

[BJMoose]

So old walnut-brain really said, “I wish I wasn’t the war President. Who in the heck wants to be a war President? I don’t.”

Well, there is just one thing to say to him: “Then why in the goddam fucking hell did you go and start a goddam fucking war in Iraq, ya goddam fucking moron!”

Excuse me.

This is just too much. How can anyone with a brain larger than the gonads of a tse-tse fly vote for someone like this???

@Duke

I just can’t get it out.

Don’tcha just hate it when that happens?

[Duke]

@BJMoose

Don’tcha just hate it when that happens?

Well, it would have been a crappy joke anyway…

[Equipoise]

This isn’t a Bushism, but he said something stupid today and I didn’t want to start a thread about it.

Bush campaign holds rally in Va.; Dems sense weakness

…
Bush criticized Kerry’s plan to eliminate the tax cuts for those making more than $200,000 a year, saying that the “the rich in America happen to be the small business owners” who put people to work.

Bush also said high taxes on the rich are a failed strategy because "the really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway."

Yeah Kerry, your rolling back the tax cuts idea is doomed, because rich people know how to scam the government. Hyuck hyuck smirk.
From that same article, Bush supporters show their stripes:

Lois Garrett of Gordonsville, a Bush supporter, said the only problem she had with the Kerry supporters was that they were receiving some media attention.

“I just look at them and smile,” she said. “They’re damn lucky to be in this country because they would be backslapped if they lived anywhere else. I just pray that they will open their eyes.”

Damn that Freedom of Speech anyway!

[SanibelMan]

@Equipoise

My favorite one was from the day before:

Quote:

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

Where did he say this? I want to know so I can attribute it properly when I print it out at 11" x 17" and put it on the wall.

[Equipoise]

@SanibelMan

Where did he say this? I want to know so I can attribute it properly when I print it out at 11" x 17" and put it on the wall.

He said it at the signing ceremony of The Department of Defense Appropriations Act of 2005.

Cites:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2004-08-05-bushism_x.htm

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0805BushOops05-ON.html

The San Diego Union-Tribune - San Diego, California & National News

From that last cite:

White House spokesman Scott McClellan said Bush’s misstatement “just shows even the most straightforward and plain-spoken people misspeak.”

“But the American people know this president speaks with clarity and conviction, and the terrorists know by his actions he means it,” McClellan said.

Oh yeah, we also know by his actions that he means it.

[Marley23]

@Brutus

For all the griping you folks do about the man, you’d think you would know him better. That was obviously one of his dead-pan ‘jokes’. Not in the Comedy Castle stand-up comic style, but humorous intent nonetheless.

:rolleyes: I’m getting a lecture on comedy from Brutus? I know what that sort of joke sounds and feel like. I do them pretty well myself, and I can see Jon Stewart do them just fine on The Daily Show. Bush’s face after the sentence doesn’t indicate he was going for a laugh, and it fits too well into what he said before to be just a joke. And in the off chance I’m wrong, if it was a joke, it was a really unfunny joke.

[SanibelMan]

@Equipoise

He said it at the signing ceremony of The Department of Defense Appropriations Act of 2005.

Cites:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2004-08-05-bushism_x.htm

http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0805BushOops05-ON.html

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/military/20040805-1048-bushism.html

From that last cite:

Oh yeah, we also know by his actions that he means it.

Heh, thanks. Anyone wants a pretty sign to hang on their wall, let me know and I’ll send you the .pdf.

[panache45]

@Brutus

For all the griping you folks do about the man, you’d think you would know him better. That was obviously one of his dead-pan ‘jokes’. Not in the Comedy Castle stand-up comic style, but humorous intent nonetheless.

So we’ve got two possibilities:

1. The “leader of the free world” is a total moron.

2. The “leader of the free world” is now making jokes about the war on terrorism.

Are you saying that option 2 is acceptable? Either way, the man is a fucking disgrace.

[Zhen_ka]

@Brutus

For all the griping you folks do about the man, you’d think you would know him better. That was obviously one of his dead-pan ‘jokes’. Not in the Comedy Castle stand-up comic style, but humorous intent nonetheless.

Hey, forget the War on Terror, the response about tribal sovereignty was not scripted and got a laugh–because Bush is an idiot and knows nothing about federal Indian law (dammit, where’s Sofa King when you need him?!)

@mhendo

Well, if that’s the case, they certainly didn’t prepare him very well for the question about tribal sovereignty. He bumbled around that one like someone who doesn’t even know what the words meant. In other news, your intelligence relates to how intelligent you are, and your Christianity reflects the fact that you’re a Christian.

Fucking genius.

Yep, it wasn’t a joke. He simply knows nothing about the subject. A pity, since a careful understanding about sovereignty issues in the US might have helped him understand some of the international objections to the “War on Terror” (ahem, the war in Iraq).

[Martiju]

**Bush **
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

They played this over and over on British TV the other night.

Freudian slip doesn’t even come close…

[carnivorousplant]

@SanibelMan

Heh, thanks. Anyone wants a pretty sign to hang on their wall, let me know and I’ll send you the .pdf.

Yes! Please.

[SanibelMan]

Done! Anyone else?

[Muad_Dib]

lol bush is dum