Do you have both volumes of the scripts, young man? Or the single?
I don’t remember George Leroy Tirebiter on the 5th album at all. I’ll need to investigate. Maybe I’ll take a speedy cruise boat …
And I was listening to them while not on drugs, so I might have heard them better. 
Oh, I quite agree, I always made a point of revisiting favorites while unenhanced. Otherwise, I might never have known how savagely the Moody Blues sucked dead donkey dong.
Because I’m not going to cede the election to the other side.
Because I agree with her more than I agree with Obama-Biden.
Because I’m voting for McCain as President & her as VP.
Because admitting that she’s “in over her head” isn’t the same as saying that she’s “wholly unsuitable for the Presidency”.
WHAT?!?!?!
Sloooowly, I turned…
Is it too late to choose Miss Teen South Carolina?
How in the world can you tell? 
Shoot, I think I may agree with her. I just have no idea.
Ah, and I never thought they didn’t. I did listen to them, when I wanted noise I could ignore while working on my problem sets, though.
Timothy Leary …
You couldn’t have rented a busted chainsaw?
So, in his response to the debate tonight Biden got confused with mainstream and main street, but what gets me is that right after his leader reports that there are still more troops in Iraq now then before the surge Biden claims that the surge is over . Is he really clued in ?
There are fewer troops in Iraq than there were at the peak of the surge. This is because the surge is over and troops are being withdrawn. Will you please become clued in?
I suppose if a climb a mountain and I’ve begun to descend from the peak I’m already off the mountain?
Your attempt to climb the mountain is over. You drop oxygen bottles, spare gloves, etc. Any further questions?
Wait… so the mountain is the war, right?
Not at all! I enjoyed the joke.
And Palin is the lipstick on the mountain. Putin is Sasquatch.
hmm, good point. But the ones I looked at didn’t have a volume control.
On the up side, one of the kids could be Leatherface for Halloween. You’d be the talk of the neighborhood.
Well, then. More tea?
Do you take a fast tube train to International Atomic Occupation Abandoned Police Headquarters?
Bad food and bad people go together at The Bamba Shelter!
Silly drop, I thought I was the only Bozo who bought that album, much less memorized it.
Hell, I’d pay to get that Turkish nightmare side out of my head. Weapons grade twisted.