Ladies, if money weren't an issue, what would you wax (TMI)

I can’t afford to wax every place on my body where I don’t want hair. So I combine waxing some, shaving others, and ignoring the rest. If I could afford it, I’d wax everything I currently shave and then some, but I’d still pluck my eyebrows- so theraputic. :slight_smile: I’m curious about doper women’s opinions.

So, what would you get waxed?

If money were no object- screw waxing, I’d get all my unwanted hair removed by something permanent like laser hair removal.

Amen! Damned near everything below my neck would be gone. I don’t mind my arm hair, because it’s not particularly dark and thick, and I’d leave some pubic hair (in a fancy design, I’m sure) to avoid being completely bald (did that once - never again!). But the rest would be history. Including the hairs on my toes. Eeeeeeeeewwwwww!

hijack: My gf and I noticed a woman who works at a local grocery store and has a very full, dark 'stache. Kinda like Sam Elliot in The Big Lebowski. We discussed reasons why she would choose not to wax/bleach/shave/other. Are there any real reasons, assuming she is not smack-dab in the middle of a sex change?

/hijack

:rolleyes:

Uhh, and why doesn’t she have a nose job and a chin job and an eyelid lift and liposuction while she’s at it? And dye her hair? And get new boobs? You know, people aren’t on this earth to conform to your standards of beauty. I’d have more to say if this were a different forum.

You misspelled “Maybe she’s ok with it”.

I stand by my reply!

“if money weren’t an issue, what would you wax ?”

And no one has yet said “Porsche?”

I’d get laser hair removal on the pits, legs, and bikini line/more down below. Not total though down there. To never have to shave again, no razor burn, no bumps, man it would be wonderful.

Ummm…there is a ton of difference between elective plastic surgery (which I generally would agree with you about) and coming to work with accumulated toast crumbs under your nose. Beauty, schmooty, there is no way her 'stache is even comfortable. But I will back out at this point.

I was going to say car, but now I’ll have to think of the appropriate upgrade. Probably a newer minivan. I’m utilitarian with my ride.

Oh, do boats need to be waxed?

Affirmative. And bottom-painted. And varnished. Not to mention the expensive accessories. It’s not for nothing that they’re considered female in gender.

I would have, but I felt it was better to stick to the actual question, which involves the human body.

So for me, my husband :wink: He doesn’t have enough chest-hair for a man-o-lantern though. Maybe zebra stripes down his legs instead…

Maybe she was growing out her pelt a bit for a really satisfying wax. Those small ingrowns can be a real b*tch. It’s usually why I let my eyebrows grow in a bit once in a while…that way you don’t get that overplucked/overwaxed look. If you’re a swarthy pelt this tactic is even more critical.

Waxing is just icky.
Painful, time consuming, expensive, and the ingrowing hair/waiting for regrowth issues.

I’ll shave everything shaveable and tweeze everything else, thanks.

My husband’s back. Really. I would. I may in his sleep one day.

Money is not an issue? As in, I could buy me some nice painkillers to go with my waxing?

Everything from my upper lip on down.

My hair grows back so quickly that if I went to a salon, it would be like making double car payments just to get my legs done. I’ve only just now allowed myself the luxury of salon hair cuts, so I just do not see myself ever getting it done by someone else, even if I hit the lotto. Besides, doing it at home I can work out my hate on it personally. It’s a battle, really.

So waxing is a home activity for me. In fact, tonight on my list of entertainments, I am going to wax from my toes to my eyebrows and watch a movie. Cost: $10.99 (my thanks go out to a certain person in this thread - you know who you are!).

I would pay out the ass for electrolysis though, or laser if it was actually certain to work.

If pain and money were no object, I’d wax my…

Oops, you said “Ladies”. Never mind

I believe I would wax eloquent.

'Cause I like my fur, even my 'stache gets a pass.