I get a migraine just thinking about this.
I get a facial tick, just reading about it.
At least she ain’t Ammurican. :smack::smack::smack:
Same thing happened to me, only it wasn’t a lion, just my cousin’s hamster.
It reminds me of the Australian tourist who tried to take a picture of Binky the polar bear in the Anchorage Alaska zoo.
I remember when it was in the news. At least she admitted on camera, afterwards, that it was her own fault for getting right up to the cage.
I can imagine the bear, sleeping on the far side of the cage with one eye open, saying to himself “Closer, juuuust a little closer…”
I say if the animal can get them, let the animal keep them.
God, I hope they don’t destroy the lion for this.
THAT’s what she was trying to do??!!
I wonder why we here in Montreal where she’s from, didn’t hear that part of the story…
Hey - at least the headline points out it was a “captive lion” which makes me wonder how much dumber she would have to be to have tried to kiss one in the wild.
She has to go though the rest of her life everyone telling her how stupid she is. Kinda feel bad for her - as it is really easy to feel superior to someone who tried to kiss a lion.
She went in for the kiss too soon. Those teenagers, with their raging hormones, always jumping the gun. She should have built up a relationship with the lion first, established some trust, maybe treated it to a movie, a coffee, some ice cream. A nice walk in the park. That stuff goes a long way.
…Pulled a thorn from his paw.
Hakuna matata.
OK, so this article has a slideshow which includes a pic of the teenager with her previous romantic interest, before the lion. I guess she thought it was time to move on to someone with bigger… paws. Yeah, that stuff can come back to bite you.
Never trust any animal named Binky. My aunt had a chihuahua named Binky, and it was one of the most evil creatures on the face of the earth.
Never trust anything named Binky. Especially not clowns.
She should have moved up gradually. Maybe a dalliance with a Maine Coon Cat next?
I’ll tell you one thing, the scars she’ll have after the lion incident totally beats the one she probably got two seconds after that picture was taken, when that cat jammed his claws into her boob.
As a 'murican, I gotta say it doesn’t make me feel any better that she wasn’t from my country. That’s a terrible thing to happen to anyone (and indeed, as I was taught in the Boy Scouts: Stupidity can and often is very painful, sometimes in permanent ways)
I’ve actually petted a baby lion once, in one of those breeding/rehabilitation places. It was cute, but it wouldn’t have occurred to me to kiss it. And certainly not an adult one. I did say hi to one of the big boys. From a safe distance. On the other side of some very solid bars. Man, that thing was big as a house. Very impressive.
I’ve also seen people snuggle up to both young and adult tigers in one of those tourist traps in Thailand. Apparently, they hadn’t had any serious accidents… for a while.
Some people seem to be asking for it.
Just “flesh wounds.” Yeah, unfortunately, it was ALL of her flesh.
Well, at least she wasn’t babysitting.
[Monty Python] “Just a flesh wound.” [/Monthy Python]
I’d almost forgotten, but I petted a lion once! There’s a picture of me and my older brother circa 1968, sitting on a park bench on either side of a rather large lion cub, smiling nervously as we petted it. I believe we were in India. I wonder if they’re still doing these photo ops or if enough little tourists have been bitten or scratched that they’ve given it up.