Yeah, I’ll get the goat, some other fucking dickwipe will bring the vaseline.
OK, it’s moderately funny, for a short time, but these threads seem to have spawned a subculture who are so obsessive as to drag them out for months, repeating the same tired jokes. Everytime some innocent new person posts, there is the tired “ooh, a new person to be initiated” “Where did I leave my vegetable oil?” blah blah blah.
Note: I find that funny, really I do. For about 5 or 6 posts. It is not funny 3 months later when the same 5 or 6 idiots are still carrying on. We have rules against post party and game threads, but these unfunny private parties amongst less than a dozen idiots must eat up more hamster time than any “it’s my 2000th post” thread.
There is currently one “i’m new here” post which has almost 1000 replies, with less than 10 regular contributors. I’ll get grilled for this, and someone will offer to bring in a goat to do the grilling, but so be it. I suspect there are a few people interested in wiping out stupid initiation threads once they reach the 19th page or so.