So says John Simon in the foreword to Robert Hartwell Fiske’s The Dictionary of Disagreeable English. I think that, given that there is no official governing body of the English language, the arguments of the book don’t have a technical leg to stand on. Even if there were a sanctioning body, going into hysterics because someone misuses words seems over the top. A quote:
Simon goes on to claim that dictionaries, compiled by “copycats, cynics, lickspittles, or opportunists”, are no longer reliable guides. Fiske himself in the preface calls dictionary writers “laxicographers” because they record how language is used, not–as he thinks they should–how language ought to be used. Because of this, dictionaries have become (to him) at best useless and at most dangerous, for “if we ignore the distinctions between words, we begin to ignore or disapprove of the distinctions between people”.
To support his argument, Fiske cites recent additions to dictionaries such as “headbanger”, “conversate”, “McJob”, and other “idiotic” (his word) slang, and mourns for the words like “womanfully” and “diaskeuast” that had to be dropped to make room for them. He contends that most slang, by definition, is ephemeral, and that to include it in modern dictionaries is a mere marketing ploy and not good lexicography.
Some of his prescriptivism I can get behind. For example, Fiske argues that word “abrogate” (to abolish) is often confused with “arrogate” (to take or claim). To me, that’s sensible. A boat is not the same thing as a car (two words for two different things). But to contend that “flaccid” is only pronounced “flak-sid” and not “flass-id”, or to get bent out of shape over using “thankfully” to mean “I am thankful” seems pedantic and a waste of effort. Language evolves, so words can develop different meanings.
Problem is, I don’t know where to draw the line. Is there a line? Or is strict prescriptivism “the side of the angels”, as John Simon in the foreword says? Or is the opposite true: Are prescriptivists the ones with the problem? Simon says (heh) that language is one of the last ways for people to rise above the common denominator and separate ourselves from “the great unwashed.” To me, cosmetic elitism (which language is, arguably) is pure snobbery. Real elitism shines through in ones actions.
What say you, Dopers?