Las Vegas -- where to go, what to see

Spouse and I are planning a trip to Lost Wages the 2nd week in October. What we need are ideas of where to go, what to see, what to avoid, etc.

Some background: Spouse wears leg braces so lots of walking are out. I am a confirmed coward so anything too thrilling (like free-fall rides, etc.) or dangerous (the vertical bungee jump) are also out. What we have in mind are more museums, exhibits, shows, tame rides, etc. We bought the Las Vegas Entertainment book, so we’ll be able to save some $$$ while we’re there, but we still want assistance.

OK, dopers. Those of you who’ve been there or live there, what should not be missed, and what should be avoided at all costs?

You’ll get luckier responses over in IMHO. I’ll shoot it over there for you.

Oh, and see “O.”

If anybody tries to hand you any flier/brochure/pamphlet while walking down the strip, do not take it.

When walking in front of the Imperial Palace you will recieve the free-tickets-for-sales-pitch-to-buy-a-time-share thing (“How you folks doing? Where are you from? I got a free gift for you right in here.”)

When seated for shows, call the usher by name and ask politely to be moved to a better seat. Unless there is a sell-out, this works every time.

The moving fountains at Caesar’s Palace are cool (and free). So is the battle in front of Treasure Island.

In fact, I have more fun walking the strip and looking at the casinos themselves than actually going to shows.

But if you happen to go and see the Blue Man Group, let me know if it is worth it cuz I’m heading there in November.

Here’s some responses from my same question last year.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37513
xizor, go see BMG.

Here’s a thread on that (and more vegas info):
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37542

I just got back from Las Vegas!

FYI, xizor, the moving fountians are in front of the Bellagio. Starting about 8-ish or so every 15 minutes, the fountains dance to a different song. It is quite amazing.

I recommend seeing Caesar’s Magical Empire. You can read more about it at http://www.caesars.com/palace/me_right.html
Right now, Jeff McBride is headlining the show there. It is an amazing experience!

I just got back from the Mirage a couple of weeks ago. The food there was quite good. They have a Secret Garden of Siegfried and Roy outside, I think, plus dolphins; and there are live white tigers which can be viewed from inside.

I would skip the Folies Bergere show at the Tropicana. It was a good show years ago, but it hasn’t been so good lately.

I was in the rebuilt Aladdin briefly, and the Desert Passage shops are quite extensive. There are people in there who can take you around in bicycle rickshaw dealies. This would be especially good for those with leg braces, canes, etc.

In general, there is plenty of free stuff to look at, listen to and otherwise enjoy, in addition to the shows.

Do check out those thread links.

Have fun,
Viva

Been there twice…with a group, unfortunately, which meant I didn’t have a lot of freedom. I don’t have a whole lot to offer, but here it is.

Don’t be too particular when it comes to hotel accomodations. Downtown is fine; we stayed there for our first trip and none of us found it the least bit dangerous. If there’s a “bad part” of Vegas, I’m unaware of it (or it exists well outside of where you’ll be spending most of your vacation).

The best time to go is in the spring or late fall. Nevada is like an oven in summertime, so never go then. Oh, and there’s never any rain, so you can leave all the umbrellas and rain gear behind.

You will have to do a certain amount walking out of necessity. I actually found walking around and going to places one of the most fun things about the second trip. Some have reported that walking is “almost as bad as in New York”, but I never had any problems; the sidewalks are clean and I never encountered any particularly aggressive or reckless drivers (more than I can say for Hawaii, that’s for sure). Don’t worry about street crime, either; I never even heard of a single crime in all the time I was there (probably due to the clear visibility day and night and the tremendous amount of security in and out of the buildings). If distance is a problem, obviously, pick a hotel that’s right in the middle of things. (I’m sorry I can’t recommend any shows or attractions…of the ones I saw, I either thought they were mediocre at best or I was too distracted thinking of what I’d rather be doing to enjoy them.)

Do not gamble in the casinos at all unless you really, really know what you’re doing. In particular, I’d avoid the one-armed total wastes (better known as slot machines) and roulette tables entirely. And play keno only if it’s a slow night. (And I mean real keno, not the abomination known as video keno…sheesh, talk about completely missing the point.) Smart gamblers know that the best games are the ones they make themselves, not the stacked-in-favor-of-the-house casino ones.

Unless you’re an amazing people person and an absolute whiz at creating and synchronizing schedules on the fly, the maximum size of any group should be two. There’s a ton of things to see and do here, and with a big group conflicts can spring up like strange pamphlet givers on the Strip. (What I wouldn’t have given to spend one whole day uninterrupted in New York New York’s arcade…) Plus there’s the matter of, ahem, the inevitable one member of the group who takes absolutely freaking forever to get ready for anything…this alone nearly ruined our second trip. Even if you’re only going as a couple, it’s a good idea to write out some kind of itinerary beforehand.

Finally, take the time, when you can, to leave the glitz and glamor of the casinos and take a look at the rest of the city. There are more than a few tourist attractions (I recommend the Hoover Dam just for the historical value), not to mention plenty of great places to shop. Believe me, the things we paid honest money for (which included some very nice clothes and a pair of shoes for me) far outweighed the value of whatever we won in those money traps.

That’s about it. Good luck, and have a great time.

Are you kidding me? Those things are priceless!

Many of the “pamphlets”, you see, are catalogs of “escort services”. (The homeless folks on the strip are paid to hand them out.) They are usually fairly explicit, and often hilarious–one place claimed to have “Former Clinton Girlfriends”. I have a collection.

If you want to drink and gamble cheap, I might recommend the Casino Royale (on the strip between Harrah’s and the Venetian, IIRC). They have a $1 BJ table right next to the bar. As I said in another thread, get a Player’s Club card, ask to be rated at the $1 table, and keep asking the pit boss how much more you have to play to get a Grand Slam comped at the adjacent Denny’s.

My other favorite slum-gambling spot on the Strip (never been downtown, sadly) is Slots-A-Fun, in front of the Circus Circus. It is home of the Giant Half-Pound Hot Dog for only 99 cents, to which you can add chili, cheese, and sauerkraut for a mere 49 cents each. I should point out that if you’ve been drinking straight bourbon for several hours, this will probably seem like a good idea, but I assure you it isn’t.

On the lighter side, if you want to have a good, unique meal, try the Samba Grill at the Mirage. Expensive, but worth it.

Dr. J

Wife and I went there on an extended honeymoon, decided to take in Siegfried and Roy. We opted for the expensive tickets waaaaay down front in the orchestra pit. The drinks were good, the animals and action very, very close, and it was clear to see the smoke, mirrors, gyros, and other assorted gadgets that make this highly technical show look like “magic” from thirty rows back. The grand finale was a disappearing elephant, who managed to shit all over me, my wife, and a number of mortified Germans next to us. No big deal, just some recycled hay, and I managed to wrangle a couple of hundred dollars in free drinks out of the hotel for their trouble. Great show, great adventure.

While you are busy playing the country yokel dazzled by all of the bright lights and neon, be sure to see one of the true marvels of this entire world.

Hoover Dam.

This structure contains enough concrete to pave a coast to coast interstate highway. The dam’s pour required continuous, around the clock delivery of cement for an entire year!

Additionally, do not miss the rest rooms. This may sound weird, but they are masterpieces of Work Projects Administration civil engineering. Malachite marble and polished brass fixtures in art deco styling are the letter of the day.

I have never been on the tour, but I am willing to assume that it is outstanding on face value alone. The dam remains one of the great pinnacles of human ahievement to this day.

Now how in Hades is my suggestion of touring Hoover dam supposed to compete with this???!!!???

Since a lot of walking is out, I would recommend staying downtown in Fremont Street, rather than the strip. You can see a lot of different casinos as they aren’t spread out like in the strip, enjoy the area without vehicle traffic and be where the REAL party people are, while staying near your own hotel if you get tired. It’s also cheaper down there and in some of the smaller hotels you can even find penny slots and dime roulette. Buffets there are top notch as well. For hotels there my personal favorites are the Four Queens and Fitzgeralds, but all the others are good too. You can always take a shuttle to the strip if you’d like to see the real glitz. Downtown moves at a slower pace and always feels much more comfortable. It was even better before they did the Fremont Street thing.
For the strip though, I highly recommend seeing the Venetian hotel. It’s so beautiful inside that you can spend a day sitting at the bar just hanging out. They also have gondola rides which are nice. There are always a lot of exhibits going on, and the Venetian and Luxor put on some very nice ones. The Ripley’s Believe It or Not museum is very cool also. For basic museums and stuff like that, get away from the strip. Find a cop or a cabbie and ask them where the locals go. (Few locals do anything near the strip). There are a couple good malls there and some great restaurants out in “town”.

If you like cars, check out the car museum in the Imperial Palace. It’s about 5 bucks and I thought it was well worth it and I’m not a car buff. They also have a very decent Prime Rib buffet with “Serve Yourself Champagne on Tap” (that alone is worth the 10 bucks). Also, don’t miss the weekend breakfast buffet at the Rio. Worth a cab ride! If you like shooting pool, get to Pinkies, a very nice pool hall. I never found the shows to be worth the time or money with exception of Siegried and Roy or Circ de Solei, but some of the lounge acts, especially at Treasure Island and Ceasars Palace, are awesome entertainment and free. You can have the time of your life there for dirt cheap. We used to go there every other weekend, and we could spend three days there and have a ball for less than $100, room and gambling included.

Thanks, all. I’ve actually been to Vegas a few years ago on my own, so I’m reasonably familiar. Your suggestions are all good ones, except for the Sigfred & Roy thing – spouse and I have had bad luck with animals in the past and don’t feel like having elephant poop all over us.

We know about the various monorails between casinos and will probably use them for travel, also will probably take the city bus. Truthfully, the downtown area doesn’t impress me as much as the strip area, but only because the strip has more to see and casinos aren’t my idea of fun. Yes, we will probably play the slots and video poker, but since I don’t have the time nor patience to learn blackjack, etc. and don’t have the courage to lose lots of money, casinos aren’t my favorite thing.

Question: What are some good low- to mid-price hotels on or near the strip? I’ve been thinking of the San Remo, New Frontier, Stratosphere, or maybe the Palace Station (where I stayed last time). Also, any restaurants to suggest, we’d prefer to eat well but inexpensively. Buffets are ok, but not the really cheesy ones (and I don’t mean dairy product.)

Star Trek: The Experience at the Hilton. Trust me. :slight_smile:

Esprix

You need to stay at the Barbary Coast. It’s between Bally’s and the Flamingo, across from Caesar’s and the Bellagio. It’s small, so you don’t have a five-minute walk out to the strip like you might at the Imperial Palace. The rooms are very nice, especially for the price.

CheapoVegas is the ultimate guide to Vegas on a budget.

Dr. J

I was actually talking about the fountains inside Caesar’s palace, in their mall area with the animatronic mythology figures and the laser lights, etc.

But combining Dragwyr’s and DoctorJ’s suggestions, my last trip I stayed at the Barbary Coast and had a great view out my room’s window of the Bellagio dancing fountain right across the street.

And I’ll also second Esprix and say the Star Trek Experience is very cool, but my experience was soured when a kid in front of me ralphed on the ride.

Well, I guess the Star Trek Experience at the Hilton is cool if you are a ST fan. I went through it not being a ST fan, and while it wasn’t horrible, I wouldn’t do it again.

In Las Vegas, you’re a mere 90 miles from Area 51. Need I say more?

Well, I know where I am going on my next vacation. :smiley:

Esprix, question: Just how violent is the Star Trek experience? By which I mean, how much shaking, rattling and rolling does the ride do? I went on the “Secret of the Obelisk” thing at the Luxor, and part 1 was quite the experience! I spent the entire ride clutching the sides of the seat, breathing slowly through my mouth so I wouldn’t lose everything I’d ever eaten that year. The lurching motion especially was too much for me. Besides, spouse also has a trick back that goes out and we don’t need anything like that happening.

Maybe they have an alternative ride for the squeamish/pregnant/heart patients, etc.? I’m pretty sure the Obelisk did that.

Also, anybody know of any really cheap/tacky places to get married in Vegas? We’d like to renew our vows in a memorable way.