“Hey, Network Administrator, what’s up with that old LaserJet IIP Plus in the junk pile?”
“It’s broken and it costs more to fix than it’s worth. You can take a look at it and see if you can fix it because we’re just going to throw it out eventually.”
So, I take it back to my desk and test it. Yep, gray crap all over the sheet. Obviously a dirty roller. As the roller is part of the toner cartridge, thus replaced when a new cartridge is installed, there’s no harm in trying to clean it. Nope, it just gets dirty again and there’s toner all over my desk and hands. The wiper, another part of the cartridge, is shot, too. Crappy non-OEM cartridge! Too bad, 'cuz it feels full. Hmm, the test shows only 1521 sheets have passed through this printer. It’s fifteen years old but is practically brand new.
NA sees the crappy prints and the mess on my desk and says, “Can’t fix it, huh?”
“I’ll take it home and see what I can do. I’ll get yelled at if I keep messing up my desk like this. But what happens if I can’t fix it?”
“It’s ancient and only does 300dpi at four pages per minute. I won’t miss it. I’d like to replace ALL of the printers in this building.”
[admission]
I’m evil and the wheels began to turn.
[/admission]
A visit to Officemax.com shows that a new HP cartridge costs about $100, but on eBay they’re a tenth that. Placed my bid, paid the bid plus postage, and the cartridge arrived yesterday. I plug it in and the printer works perfectly. I test it by printing a novel from Project Gutenberg in itty-bitty type and it was done in about fifteen minutes. Maybe not good enough for a business but fine for at home. I start feeling guilty but notice that the inventory tag has already been removed. He wasn’t kidding about not wanting to see it again.
So I can upgrade the memory from its current paltry 512k for five bucks and there’s a Postscript cartridge on eBay for another five. I assume that I will want the RAM upgrade if I print graphics but is there any advantage to printing in Postscript in this day of Truetype fonts?