Last 5 Text Messages, whaddya got?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
21

Winnar! Although may I reverse the order:
5. P***y is good thanks
4. Well that is actually her real name
3. Did u know connecticut is the nutmeg state? He he
2. We will when we get a chance!

  1. Oh God!
22
  1. Are you tired?
  2. What do you want to eat? Corn? Should I cook rice?
  3. Let’s meet at the station
  4. I’m waiting in front of the Excel Hotel
  5. To the most beautiful woman in the universe, I talked to Bart of Hero Rats. He’s a nice guy
23
  1. Where did you go?
  2. Duh.
  3. Still saying no?
  4. Still at home?
  5. Yeah I just wanted to talk.

All from an ex boyfriend who randomly called me out of the blue. In response to text #1, he was lying- he was trying to get me to have phone sex. No thanks.

24

God, the most recent one is a bloody novel!

  1. I kept replying to your email and getting it bounced back as undeliverable. Do you want to ask Marg & Graham if they want tickets to Paul Kelly tonight at North Leagues & Services Club, Kallangur or tomorrow night at the Tivoli Theatre, Brisbane. If they want tonight I would have to know in next couple of hours. Nx

  2. How’s the PIE? I mean bread. Hi DOODY!

  3. Good morning and good nearly-afternoon DOODY. Just waking up, no plans so far. Yourself?

  4. Amen. Only just reading your messge now. Too engrossed. (: Nx

  5. You’re perverted.

25

  1. hey, no he hasn’t replied and i couldn’t get hold of him today, i’ll get back to ya 2mrw

  2. enough of your sarcastic fucknuttery! i’ll throw a brick through your window… &then probably pay for it… but you’ll have to take a morning off work and make tea for some builder while he fixes it. and boring smalltalk. you were warned

  3. yr not alone are you? im still waiting on the poxy bus. want me to take a taxi?

  4. feck! i forgot your present, sorry

  5. the village. get your muscley arm down here, paper boy

26

I can’t easily tell which are the last five, because my phone organises text conversations into chat threads for each contact, but I do know that “Hi Dad, don’t forget the chocolate” is one of the last 5.

27

Ha. Cell phone is in the other room right now, but it might not have 5 messages in it because I just picked up my phone from it having been repaired. Here’s a text message, though, that was on the loaner phone that they gave me. My dad asked me if I wanted anything while he was out.

My reply:

A bazooka to blow up Alltel since they closed at 7 and I got there at 7:05.
(I decided to delete that before returning the loaner.) :smiley:

28

  1. o rly

  2. call me

  3. k will look in am

  4. n waiting area text when u have ur bags

  5. no i got big chinese titty next time say yes 2 strip club

29

Most of my recent messages are related to this thread:

  1. You forgot the guacamole.
  2. I set up a live animal trap in the kitchen.
  3. Why don’t you ask them?
  4. I caught apollo. He’s at the vets now.
  5. That’s one way to put it. I prefer neuter.

That last one was in response to “Ur cutting his balls off?”

30

(working backwards)

  1. Still need an EMT-I or -B to work day shifts Wednesday and Friday

  2. Need an EMT-I or -B to work day shifts Wednesday and Friday

  3. Be at station @9:30 to cook chickens

  4. Thx Dad

  5. Need an EMT-I or -B to work day shift Friday

31

From oldest to newest:

  • He was beaten soundly about the head and stabbed in the gut and wanted to go sew himself then sleep. With a concussion. So I think I saved his life.
  • But he was still conscious when he got in the ambulance and the wound was long but not deep so as long as he didn’t try to sleep off his concussion he’s fine.
  • Sure. I got him to put pressure on the wound, i couldn’t do it myself because he was resisting. I also called for some towels and gail brought giant ones.
  • Other than that everything has been boring. You only get to hear the interesting stuff.
  • More interesting stuff: I tried to make a cranberry-and-7up and hit the wrong button. I was treated to a delicious clamato-and-7up cocktail. Mmmmm.
32

  1. Sent myself this from my computer for wallpaper.

  2. Sent myself this from my computer for wallpaper.

  3. Sent myself this from my computer for wallpaper.

  4. Sent myself this from my computer for wallpaper.

  5. Sent myself this from my computer for wallpaper.

Yes. It HAS been a really, really slow morning.

33

I have one non-spam* text message that I have received, and my only outgoing message is responding to that one, it says;

“so glad to see he’s home!”
*all my spam messages are from my cellular provider

34
  1. YIKES what are you going to tell them
  2. Hi! We miss u.
  3. bow and arrow my friend
  4. How is your day
  5. Yes why

Nothing too exciting there.

35

Mrs. Prefect and I got new phones this past weekend, finally since the old phones would constantly cut out or drop our calls.

She got the Samsung dual hinge phone, with a QWERTY keyboard, and she is becoming a texting maniac, sending full sentences and sometimes, short paragraphs. These are my responses from my KRZR k1m, without the QWERTY keyboard :slight_smile:

  1. Got it
  2. Does it look good
  3. No
  4. Good u?
  5. So Long!
36
  1. Need meatball sub and coke. Thanks!
  2. cool (email to text)
  3. test (email to text)
  4. K love u.
  5. I trd calling but figured u couldn’t hear me. Still at work. Getting ready to lve soon. What time are u coming hm?
37

I’ve only gotten 4 since I got my new phone, but the first two (oldest two) are pretty good.

from oldest to newest:

A guy and a giraffe walk
into a bar and procede to
get piss drunk. the
giraffe passes out and
the man goes to leave,
when the barkeep
exclaims "Oy! You can’t

Keep that lyin’ here. The
man says its not a lion its
a giraffe

Why wouldn’t we be in
pvegas

working.in marks garage
tonight finishing up a
couple of projects and
maybe a beer or two.
you interested?

Most of my text messages are only one or two words, I don’t know why my buddies have started writing me books.

Those texts are exactly what’s in my phone. I take no responsibility for bad grammar/spelling or mis-quoted movie lines.

38

Working backwards…

  1. All clear at the bank?
  2. Plz call me re problem at bank
  3. Paychecks?
  4. Youtube “flydini”
  5. 300

#4 is the only personal text. The rest are to my employer.

39
  1. TJ is over here. You should come home and hang out with him. Me = sleep.
  2. Sick and hives? You poor kid.
  3. 6:20. You have to go to work anyway, right?
  4. Country music jam? Creative mirror jugglers? Crispy mini joints?
  5. But that’s what makes me delightful!
40
  1. Cold!
  2. drive to SanD
  3. hows ur back?
  4. @ vons steak? And need nything?
  5. FW: a penquin