I’d like six pints of nitroglycerin please.
Are they ill-tempered sea bass?
Regards,
Shodan
An execution where the last meal served is chilean sea bass. Now that’s a moral conundrum for them liberal college kids.
I guess alcohol is out of the question. I’d have a pint of Jack Daniel’s Black.
How about some Fugu Fish instead?
What would happen if someone ate uncooked popcorn and then went to the electric chair?
I like the bit about Fugu. And you could tell the chef, “hey, don’t worry about cutting out the poisonous parts – I want to enjoy it for its full flavor!” I wonder if fugu afficionados (if that’s what you call them) from around the world would flock to the pre-execution meal to find out what it really tastes like! Some of them might even get whistful and sigh, “aaaah … Death by Fugu”.
Not to be confused with Death by SnuSnu.
The guys in front row would get complementary snacks
Whats evil is just after finishing the last meal the perp is shown a picture of the unique process in which his hotdog was thawed out and the lovely way in which his doughnut was used as a “fashon accessory” by several of the guards prior to it being served for dessert.
She told me she loved me like a brother. She was from Arkansas, hence the Joy!
That would have to be one of the more morbid… and funny thing’s I’ve read in a while.
And the plural of “thing” is “thing’s” today.
If I am remembering correctly a Death Row Inmate (In Florida) only gets a meal valued at $20. So the OP selection would be too expensive.
Personally I don’t think the slimeballs on death row deserve a “final meal” If they are to be executed at 7:16AM and breakfast is served at 4 then that breakfast is their final meal. If breakfast is served at 8 then “so sorry Charlie” they go to their death with an empty belly.
Think about all money that would save? no need fo an giant gas chamber. All you need is a medicore suhsi chef and so blowfish! last meal/ exicution. Bush needs to know about this. Just speak really slowly.
I agree 100%. Fuck that asshole. Did his (or her) victim get some extravagant last wish? No one gets invited to death row.
Well, I don’t think the meals are ever “extravagant”. The last request before an execution is pretty traditional, and I say there’s nothing wrong with letting someone pick what they want from the prison menu that one time.
In America, do you get to have a cigarette dangling from your lips as you face a firing squad? I doubt it, but there’s something to be said for tradition. If I were to be executed, I’d want it to be like that. Forget lethal injection, I want a cigarette and a blindfold. It’s just so damned manly!
Besides, you’re forgetting that last requests aren’t really for the person being killed. You think that getting a cheeseburger instead of the fish sticks that are on the menu is really going to take the sting out of knowing that you’re scheduled for execution in a few hours? They’re for whoever’s doing the killing (in this case those of us that live in states that execute) so that we can feel chivalrous and noble in our actions.
LC
Last meals amuse me, if only because I can’t imagine having one shred of an appetite if I were about to face my own execution.
Remember, breakfast is the most important meal of your last day.
That’s a sig if ever I saw one…
Why thank you kiwiboy
I’m sure it ruined his whole day!