jarbabyj, see, rape is funny.
Wheras, the turd of this OP makes me cringe…
Um…no. It’s not funny. I’m disgusted at Brutus. I’m saying that it’s absurd to wish the fucking DEATH PENALTY, RAPE, or TORTURE on people who have committed crimes.
Ah, well. Accidental or not, you made me choke on my sausage and egg buscuit with guffaws at your exaggerated sarcasm.
Brutus’ first comment made me snicker too. Must be that kind of morning.
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Is there any way we can fix these asshats? Make them go through another childhood with parents who won’t spoil them rotten or something?
I don’t know Brutus’ posting style or opinions, but I do know I often make similar statements. They’re called over-the-top.
When I wish torture, death and dismemberment on stupid people whose names are not D_Odds, lawyers, telemarketers, penny-stock salesmen, marketing executives and politicians (yes, there is overlap in the list), it is not meant to be taken literally.
YMMV
I DO know Brutus’ posting style and opinions and I wouldn’t put it past him to actually believe that this person should get the death penalty.
It merits some sort of serious fucking punishment. Not death of course, but I would like to see some sort of “victims/travelers compensation” clause in the law. There have been times when a cancelled/seriously late flight has cost me/my company more than $10,000 easy. And who exactly would I go to for compensation?
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Anthracite, I would assume you could sue the guy in civil court and get awarded damages but the guy is such a loser you’d probably never recover a single dollar.
I think his punishment ought to be serious enough to get the message across that if you call in a fake bomb threat, it’ll mess up your life.
OTOH, this guy should get less prison time than the bigwigs at Enron get, given the far greater number of people they screwed, and you know they’re not going to get any 10 or 20 years.
I’d say a year or three in Federal prison would suffice, but that’s JMHO.
Pretty simple really. If you fuck up driving too many times or in too serious of a manner, they take away your license to drive.
Why shouldn’t the same apply here, imposed either by the legal or commercial entities. Never let the fucker fly again. Let the courts an him from ever flying on any airline or at least let the airline he screwed ban him themselves.
Reimbursement and punishment are additional matters but I think that at the very minimum a lifetime flying ban should be imposed on him.
I’d say a month in Rikers Island should do the trick.
Jar, I’m on your side, but Brutus is free to think as he chooses, though I may noever agree with what he says, I shall defend his right to say it.
On to the misfit fartpickle who called in the bomb threat. Give him to brutus for a while, if he thinks he’s got the answers, let him mete out the death penalty for an prank (albeit serious) phone call.
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IMO many of those who are for the death penalty, have never been forced to take a life, or even seen one taken, much less have the courage to kill. I have seen people die, violently and otherwise, and would not hesitate to kill if need be, and I’m STILL for it.
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Jar, I’m on your side, but Brutus is free to think as he chooses, though I may never agree with what he says, I shall defend his right to say it.
On to the misfit fartpickle who called in the bomb threat. Give him to brutus for a while, if he thinks he’s got the answers, let him mete out the death penalty for an prank (albeit serious) phone call.
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IMO many of those who are for the death penalty, have never been forced to take a life, or even seen one taken, much less have the courage to kill. I have seen people die, violently and otherwise, and would not hesitate to kill if need be, and I’m STILL for it.
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I’m not sure I ever said Brutus wasn’t free to think what he chooses. I was just pointing out that I THINK he’s an ass.
The thing that kills me about the bomb-calling passenger is that not only do you have to be stupid to pull something like this, you have to be extra stupid to get caught. According to the article in the OP, the counter agents thought the guy was “acting suspiciously,” and that’s all. It isn’t as if he went up to the desk, asked if the plane was coming back, and pumped his fist “yes!” at the news. I mean, Christ, at least have the brain cells to finish the performance: Run up to the counter, breathlessly ask if the plane’s gone, start asking about alternatives, and feign shock and fear when you hear about the bomb threat. What a friggin’ maroon. 'Course, he probably used his home phone to make the call, too…
I thought that was pretty funny. And I’m also opposed to the death penalty. Somehow, my head has yet to explode from the cognitive dissonance. I hate to be one of those people who runs around yelling, “It’s a JOKE! Lighten up!” but…
It’s a JOKE! Lighten up.
I don’t want that - have you ever tried suing someone in another State? It’s expensive, and you need to really want to stick it to them to make it worth your while. What I want is a summary judgement clause such that after the criminal court finds them guilty, it adds a criminal penalty and awards said penalty to me.
Not going to happen, I know, but I sure wish it was possible.
Regardless of any jail time, this asshat is going to find himself in the anal cavity search line from now on when he tries to fly. The government does keep lists of suspected terrorists…
Dammit, Mockingbird, you beat me to the punch!
Sorry… Old habit… I spent 3 years down in Ashland 
Anyways, what a maroon!
Jesus, I better make sure that I am never ‘so hungry I could eat a horse!’. Fucking equestrians will be all up my ass.
I’ll second that.