All kinds of important findings in that study:
Around our house, Papa Tiger comes to ME to remove jar lids – not because I’m stronger, but because I’ve learned the Magic Technique.
Guys, you all need to close your eyes and not read the next paragraph cause I don’t want to give away ALL my Female Secrets. Okay. Not looking? Good.
Ladies, just hol the jar at an angle and tap the edge of the lid gently against something hard. Not too hard, don’t want to break it. But a gentle tap will break the seal that holds it on and allow you to unscrew it with one gentle twist of your oh-so-feminine-and-delicate hands. Works every time. 
Around here, the men are most useful for lawn care and dog-spoiling. And playing with power tools.
What can I tell ya? When the going gets tough, the tough start coming.
Just imagine the chaos of evacuations and other dangerous situations if there weren’t any men to stay behind and die.
“To the lifeboats! Women and Children first!..Oh. Shit.”
Also imagine what would happen if there were no men around for certain women to blame everything on.
No husbands to take the blame for the wife’s issues and failures.
That’s generally where I can be found almost every evening 
I don’t know who’d ever wash the dishes and sew buttons on my shirts without Mr Cajela.
For the record, all available evidence does suggest that Cecil Adams is a man.
Aside from him, though…
If it weren’t for us guys everyone would just go around asking strangers for directions the minute they got lost while driving, and THEN where would the human race be, I ask you? Chaos and the abyss.
And the spiders. Don’t forget the spiders.
Well, there’s always the dog …
Of course, without men, certain words wouldn’t exist at all. So a woman would never utter the phrase “The dog farted”, but rather “I do believe that there are unfortunate odors eminating from yon canine.”
