From the same network that brought you Sharknado comes **Lavalantula **; giant fire breathing spiders come up from Hell to attack Los Angeles. And there’s a bunch of Police Academy alumni in it.
That… actually sounds pretty cool. Someone at the Syfylis Channel must have been asleep on the job, to let that one through.
I’ve been waiting for the Crocicane.
That would be the Crocecane.
Followed by the Peter, Paul and Marylanche.
Then the Twister Sister.
Q: Who do we root for?
“Ok, so what’s the score?”
“The spiders were up by 55 before the smog blocked satellite imagery, but the Walmarts there just got a big shipment of RAID, so its anybody’s guess.”
“Look, the best way to stop them is to put them out! If we can set off a large enough movement at the San Andreas, the Pacific should do that.”
“…We’re talking the spiders, right?”
“…”