That sounds like royalty. Are you royalty, son?
I cannot do what you say for I was born to be a king.
(In other related topics, what?)
How tall are you?
My grandfather on my mother’s side was named Lawrence. It’s my brother’s middle name, in his honor. Died well before I was born, while my mother was in college.
Do you have an aversion to barbeques?
Where you from, son?
El-Awrence?
No, just “Lawrence.”
Speaking of golf …
Honest to god, it was the name of my mother’s parish priest. My sister’s name is uncannily close to lawrence, but she was alas, a girl and so got that. Then I cam and mom got to name me after the priest.
It gets kind of squicky when you think about it that way, huh?
Sir, does this mean Ann-Margaret’s not coming?
(Nice one, Cynical Gabe)
I ate too much for lunch and now I have to put my head down.
SIR yes SIR !!!
You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpeice!
My favorite FMJ quote:
My favorite:
"I will PT you untill your assholes are sucking buttermilk!"
I can’t explain what this means, but on some disturbing level I understand it.
Anyone how runs is VC. Anyone who stands still is a well disciplined VC.
Why don’t y’all get with the program and jump in for the big win?
God! that movie changed my life…
Get over here and choke yourself on my hand.