Mwu ha Ha Ha HA HAHHAAAAAAAA!!!
Yessssssssssssssss!
Now, I know… I know… nobody likes a show-off or somebody who gloats… but man… ask me how glad I am that Jan Ulrich pulled out the ITT he did last night. Fuck yeah!
Here’s my point… you can win the Tour de France two ways… you can win it by having everyone else fall away and your the last man in front… or… (and much more admirably) you can win the thing with panache - you can win it by being a motherfucker who takes the race by the ring of the neck and serves it up as breakfast to everyone else.
Now, quite frankly, Lance Armstrong has NOT ridden this race with panache yet. Certainly, his team put him in a cracking position with the Team Time Trial - which “effectively” put him in the Yellow Jersey as early as Stage Five. The net result is that he’s ridden defensively - tactically - and NOT with panache.
Consider Eddie Mercx for a moment in 1974. The guy won 9 stages believe it or not, AND won the race overall. But get this, he was SO HUNGRY to serve it up to everyone else that he also won the sprinters green jersey as well. Now imagine Lance Armstrong trying to do that? Imagine Lance going for every sprint prime along the way - mixing it up with Robbie McEwan and Baden Cooke and Eric Zabel for green jersey points - and THEN going on the attack in the Alps to pull out even more time in the Yellow Jersey competition…
Moreover, Eddie Merckx did it in his winning 5th Tour! Not just on his first winning tour de France, but on his 5th winning Tour. Ask yourself, would Lance Armstrong take such a risk as Eddie Merckx?
But the race is harder than ever to win, I hear you say?
Well, I patently don’t accept that the race is harder than ever before. That’s crap. The race is only 3 weeks long. It USED to be known as 28 DAYS in JULY for a reason you know - because it used to be 4 weeks long.
The only thing that’s different now is that there’s more money in it than ever before, and as such, it pays to focus on the Tour de France at the sake of other grand tours more than it used to.
But don’t for a moment try and convince me that Lance Armstrong has ridden this tour with panache thus far… he’s simply done what he’s needed to do and not a zip more… and for mine, there’s something lacking in that. Thus far, there’s been a certain lack of aggro on the part of Armstrong. It’s one thing to win it tactically - but you can also win it with aplomb too.
But thankfully, as I was hoping two weeks ago, Jan Ulrich has ridden a Time Trial which has catapulted himself into a really, REALLY attacking position.
Moreover, apparently his fever last week elevated his body temperature to 41 degrees C - which is a really incredibly hard fever to ride up l’Alpe D’Huez with - and yet he lost only 1’20". I noticed in the other alpine stages which followed, Jan Ulrich had zero trouble keeping with Lance Armstrong whatsoever.
Traditionally, the Pyrennees are slightly easier than the Alps. And there’s another Individual Time Trial yet to come. This last week looms as a real beauty.