Are you the only one in the house?
In my house, in my living room I have two (dimable, on a dimmer, but at 100%) LED bulbs that will flicker (once), when someone in the next room turns the lights on. In fact, I can tell when someone in there is ‘playing’ with the lights since the LEDs in the living room will flicker.
I could be wrong, but I’d wager that it has to do with the other lights beign CFLs since the LEDs only flicker when those lights turn on/off (and they are on a different circuit). They don’t do it when any other considerably higher loads turn on, ie stove, fridge, washer, AC etc. My WAG is that the CFL circuitry introduces some noise into the system.
So, barring someone turning a CFL bulb on else where in the house, the next thing I would try, other than ignoring it since it doesn’t seem to happen that often, would be to try another brand that isn’t as sensitive.
Lastly, when you say, when you repeat that the household wiring is in “perfect shape”, what do you mean by that? Have you checked it to make sure it’s within in the specs of the bulb? Have you checked to make sure your running at a proper 60hz? Is the socket getting 120v or is the power company supplying 130 or maybe there’s some resistance in the line and you’re getting 110 or 105 etc? A flicker can even mean a loose wire/neutral somewhere in the system. IOW “perfect shape” means more than connecting black to black and white to white. Especially when you’re trying to troubleshoot. Start by making sure everything up to the bulb is in good working order before deciding that that there’s a problem with the bulb.
Either that, or put the bulb somewhere else and see if it still flickers.
Lastly, you didn’t mention the brand/style/wattage etc of the bulb. They’re still in their infancy and the manufactures are still working out the kinks, so it’s possible that it’s just a bad bulb or an issue with those bulbs in general.
Another thing, you mentioned you think it may be the dimmer, so you really should take the dimmer out of the equation and see if that gets rid of the issue.
PS…you mention that the contacts may be dirty, A)clean them B) that doesn’t really jive with the ‘I’m the king of wiring, don’t tell me about wiring’ vibe you’re giving off here.
TL;DR,
1)Dimmer not meant for LED bulbs
2)bad/low quality LED
3)Wiring issue such as a loose neutral.
ETA, I just noticed who the OP is, I think you would do yourself a world of good to get over your fear of electricity. Don’t get me wrong, I do a ton of shade tree electrical work and I don’t mind answering electrical questions to the best of my ability, but you’re going to drive yourself batty if you worry about every possible electrical problem that has even the most remote chance of occurring.