led zeppelin fans--what's their *worst* song

Rather than focus on what we all think is the best, let’s go for the real awful stuff they did. The reason I felt like starting this topic is that one station around here (like countless others, I’m sure) does a nightly “Zep Set” where they play 3 songs by them at 9:00. I feel like saying, “Geez, we know they’re one of the best rock bands ever, but you don’t have to pretend that all their songs are good.” My selection is one they just now played–“Down by the Seaside.” What a steaming pile of crap that is.

Anyone else have one that just makes you cringe (or crunge)?

I realize that this’ll probably get me lynched, but the damn tune has just been played to death! “Stairway to Heaven” Yeah, it was cool for awhile, but now, that’s the one song everyone thinks about when you say, “Led Zeppelin” and I’m sick of hearing it.

The worst Zeppelin songs I can think of are:

  1. Down By the Seaside
  2. Moby Dick (very few drummers can pull off solos, and Bonham was NOT one of them)
  3. Pretty much everything on “Presence,” except “Tea for One”
  4. EVERYTHING on “Coda,” especially “Bonzo’s Montreux”
                                                     "*Where's that confounded bridge?*" :) Seriously, I skip right past "Gallows Pole". Creepy subject matter. :eek:

The thing about Stairway that makes me laugh:

Apparently when they played this for the first time on tour, their fans were just stunned. It was like, “What’s with this slow sensitive crap; we wanna hear Whole Lotta Love!”

Obviously it grew on people. I’m sure anyone who hung on for the guitar solo instead of going to the john to roll another joint came around to it pretty fast.

No Quarter puts me in a coma.

I’m all about hating The Crunge.

You, sir, are insane. Achilles’ Last Stand is a magnificent song.

In Through the Out Door. Name whatever song you like from there. It’s a solid, consistently bad album.

I have to vote for Down By the Seaside, too. Simply awful! Now, I need to go distract my brain, because I’ve got it running though my head. At least it replaced the screeching Alanis Morrisette song that was stuck in my head earlier today. I’ve heard that you can get rid of a song playing endlessly in your mind by telling another person about it. My husband will be coming home on his break in about ten minutes… he’s gonna kill me. :wink:

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Not if you give him a quicky! :smiley:

I used to be the biggest Zep mark on the planet but they are so overplayed I can’t stand them anymore. Songs I’ve ALWAYS hated by them, even as a fan:

D’yer M’aker
any of their slow blues songs
Custard Pie
The Lemon Song
(that line about “squeeze my lemon until the juice runs doen my leg” has got to be the stupidest lyric ever written)

“When the Levee Breaks” is my personal favorite.

Dazed and Confused.

It makes me want to fling myself off a bridge.

I’d have to go along with Cornflakes

I remember the first time I heard that album, I dashed home all excited, first new album from Led Zep for a few years and at last I was getting the chance to buy it when it was new, I’d never had the money to do that before.

I can almost hear the needle thunk into the groove as I turned it up loud, and the first track was great with its start In the eeeeeeeeevening crash!! big guitar ripping in and some synth, which point I thought to myself ‘Oh hello, is that the new direction they’re taking? Good for them for a bit of adventure’.

Alas, having raised my expectation that a glorious grizzled old dinasaur had come back to show all the New Wavers, and the Punks and all the rest how to really rock, it went on to ‘South bound Saurez’ which is distinctly average and just went major downhill from there.

That first track was good but it just made the disappointment in the rest of the album all the greater, and that’s why I nominate it for the worst Led Zep song ever.

Green Bean, I used to love you, but I’m going to have to kill you.

And I’m not even an G&R fan, either.

Dazed and Confused is a glorious tune.

And D’yer Mak’r is a joke. Satire. Fine if you don’t like it, but don’ take it seriously.

I happen to like “Down By The Seaside.” Oh, well. To each his own, I suppose.

My least favorite - Immigrant Song or South Bound Suarez.

Stairway
And like Vinnie, I think all their slow bluesy songs suck. And most of their intrumentals

Can’t believe no votes for The Ballad of Nevermore or whatever that steamer just before Stairway to Heaven is called. It’s monotonous in its badness.

I worship Led Zeppelin. I like Down By The Seaside. I like D’yer Mak’er. I will however mention one or two songs per album I like the least.

I
You Shook Me
I like it, I just like it less than most of the other songs. It’s not a real Led Zeppelin song anyway.

II
Moby Dick
Not really into drum solos.

III
Hats Off To Harper
The sound treatment on this song makes me dizzy

IV
When The Levee Breaks
I know it’s a favorite of many people, and it is a good song, but I just don’t get that into it. I like it though.

HOTH
The Crunge
Good song, but the competition on this album is fierce.

PG I
Trampled Under Foot
I like this song a lot, but it makes me wait to hear Kashmir.

PG II
Sorry. All too good. Ok, Boogie With Stu I like slightly less than all the others.

P
Candy Store Rock
Good song, but not a favorite

ITTOD
Hot Dog
Kinda funny, I prefer Rock and Roll

C
Bonzo’s Montreux
Interesting and unique. I can take it or leave it.

For the record, I never skip any of these songs when listening to the CDs. There are any number of songs I hate, but none of these come that close.

I’m not really a Zeppelin fan, so I don’t even know most of their songs, but D’yer Mak’r makes me want to smash something. Maybe it is satire as mentioned above, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want to smash something. :slight_smile:

Well, Fool In The Rain for one.

Of course a wise man once said “There’s no accounting for taste.”