Legal question: why isn't this fraud?

Or, if it is, why isn’t it prosecuted? Why is it so prolific?

I’m talking about the completely illegible, blurry, tiny disclaimers that appear in television ads like subliminal frames in a horror movie. Apparently, there is some law that requires these people to make these disclaimers (otherwise, why would they sully the screen with it?), but isn’t there some provision of the law that requires the disclaimer to be, I don’t know, readable?

On one frozen frame, I found fifteen lines (!) of text, white on light gray, almost transparent, and on screen for barely a full two seconds. On another, I found a tiny italicized disclaimer (italics are hard to read on a CRT), something about the FDA had not approved something or other, while a bikini clad woman distracted the eye away from it.

If advertizers are required to disclose certain things, why bother if they can get away with flashing some fuzzy squigglies that no one can interpret? It seems to me that if the disclaimers are allowed to be illegible, then whatever agency is charged with enforcing the law cannot enforce it. How does it know whether the disclaimer has been made or not? It’s there, but what does it say?

Amen! There’s a local radio ad touting the advantages of owning a VW Jetta because there’s a new Jetta coming and the old one will become a classic, and their previous “classic” models are now worth 18x their original cost.

They go on to rave about the reasonable cost of $260/month. So you think, ah, I will own a “classic to be” for only $260 a month.

And at the end of the ad they fire out the 250 word/minute disclaimer that the price quoted is for a lease. etc.

Drives me insane. IMHO, all ad companies should be regulated by a strict law that says they can only state **facts ** and **never ** have any innuendo in their ads.

That’ll fix 'em!

It’s a ‘red flag’ alert to advise you that these are ‘city slickers’ out to scam you if they can.
Caveat Emptor!

Yeah, I pretty much understand that. But I’m reasonably certain that there is no law (remember — this is a legal question) that says “If you are a huckster, you must splash something, anything, on the screen and make it as hard to see as possible.” Rather, it probably says something to the effect that you cannot misrepresent a product, so just to be sure you don’t, let people know specifically what claims you’re not making.

At least with this text, you have the ability to highlight it and squint until you can see it, but if you couldn’t do that, and if it only appeared for a second or two, how is it that either (1) the law protects this kind of sleaziness, or (2) the law makes little or no effort to prosecute it?

Sometimes it is fraud, Lib-o mio. Consider the Australian government’s Australian Competition and Consumer Commission, which in 2000 (or 2001? I seem to be getting different versions of the story) brought a case against Target over its “fine print disclaimers” on television and print ads:

Target was ordered by the courts to publish corrective advertisements in a court-approved format and to pay litigation costs. The ACCC has taken similar action against other companies.

AFAICT Australia seems to be taking this issue more seriously, or at least more noticeably, than the US. I can’t find an example of similar legal action in the US against companies over the issue of “fine print” disclaimers. However, ConsumerVoiceUSA.com has some information that suggests some of what you’re seeing could be actionable and has been acted upon in the past:

Your best bet is probably to contact the Federal Trade Commission and ask them what’s up with that.

All right, I will. I’ll let you know what they say. (And I should have made clear that I’m interested in US law on this matter.)

They’re closed. I’ll have to call back at 9:00.

Okay, I spoke with a nice lady at the FTC who, understanding what I was talking about and agreeing with me that it is bothersome, said that she could not find any federal statute that applies. She agreed that it is obvious that they are at least ostensibly complying with some regulation or another, or else they wouldn’t bother to include them in their ads. She recommended that I call my state’s Consumer Protection Agency. I did, and a lady there, who wasn’t quite so nice, said that as far as she knew, it was an issue for the FTC since the commercials are airing on broadcast television, and that recommended that I call them.

Incidentally, the SDMB clock is slow by about fifteen minutes.

Sounds like a classic example of bureaucratic wankitude! Hope you manage to find out what can actually be done about this, and if I dig up any info on previous instances of the FTC “taking action” in such cases, I’ll come back with it. I hate those little finger-crossing fine-print “disclaimers” too.

Well, here’s an example from November 2003 of the FTC going after the KFC fried-chicken folks for deceptive television advertising:

Emphasis added. I’m getting a vague impression that the thing the FTC cracks down on is misleading or deceptive advertising. In other words, the size or legibility of the disclaimers may not matter if the rest of the ad isn’t making deceptive claims that the illegible disclaimers don’t succeed in correcting. This may be why the nice lady at the FTC gave you the BureauShrug: there may not be any specific requirements for ad disclaimers in general, just that the ad as a whole can’t be misleading. In other words, if the ads you’re complaining about aren’t noticeably deceitful, there may not be anything you can do about the “fine print” issue. Maybe.

Yes, I know this stuff is sold as “food supplements” and carry the disclaimer “not intended to treat or cure any disease”.
So how on earth can you sell this crap? Shouldn’t all of these snake-oil medicines carry a big black notice on the container? Something like:
“This substance has not been proven to be of any medical value. Warning: Failure to seek competent medical advice may result in illness, serious injury, or death!”

The disclaimers you speak of are required by some FDA regulations.

http://www.cfsan.fda.gov/~dms/hclaims.html

Basically, as long as the advertiser says that the FDA hasn’t checked the claims out and that the "product is not intended to “diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease,” they won’t be chased by the FDA.

ralph: *So how on earth can you sell this crap? *

A real eye-opener on this subject is a 2004 New Yorker article by Michael Specter, “Miracle in a Bottle”:

Dunno what bill that was or what ever happened to it. I think we’re wandering a bit from the OT of illegible disclaimers in television ads, though.

I don’t think ads should be allowed to lie outright, but I tend to regard any advertising as an attempt to fool or sway me.

The split-second, fine-print thing always bugged me, but I presume TV and radio advertisers can always claim that they expect you to have the capability to record it and play it back (and, with TV, pause it).

More likely, they’ll claim that they gave the disclaimer, and that’s all the law required.

I always take fine print or those “fast voice” disclaimers in radio ads as prima facie evidence that the advertiser has something to hide.

It reminds me of that Simpsons episode where the Malibu Stacy guy says something like, “This special limited edition Malibu Stacy is one hundred percent guaranteed to skyrocket in value. Not a guarantee.”