I got pulled over for flashing my lights.
It was late at night and I had just driven home from college, crossing the state of Wisconsin. I was going through this small town that was notorious for it’s speed traps. I drove through very conservatively and sure enough there were two prowlers facing opposite directions, laying in wait just inside the town limits where the speed drops from 55 to 30.
Yeah, they do that. Even though a driver coming in from the highway is decelerating from 55, if they’re not at 30 by the time they hit that sign, they’re getting pounced on. Grrrr.
So as I’m leaving the town limits, I wait til I’m well beyond the 55 sign before I accelerate. Not more than a few minutes later I see a car approaching. Well, I’m not going to let this fella get nabbed by these jerks. I flash my lights and I’m feeling good about looking out for my fellow driver.
But my heart sank as I saw a star on his license plate as we passed one another. I promptly looked in my rear view mirror and saw the officer turn around to give chase, but I pulled over immediately, knowing damn well I had no recourse. He pulls up and asks
“Are you having trouble with your lights?”
“No officer.”
“You weren’t trying to warn me about those officers in Fall Creek, were you?”
“I dmnmumble”
“License and registration, please.”
And this is where it gets interesting. You see, I had already been picked up earlier that night for speeding on I-94. In cases like that, at that time, they confiscate your actual drivers’ license and give you a little pink slip that functions as your license until you make your court appearance or pay the fine or whatever. So I had to reply…
“I don’t have it,” and I hand over the slip. He takes it and a bunch of things go through my mind:
Is he going to confiscate this little pink slip and give me another little pink slip to act as it’s substitute? Is he going to run me in right away as two infractions just a few hours apart from one another is a sure sign of a bad apple? But instead, I think he actually may have had a little empathy for the situation I was in…
“You know I could ticket you right here for obstructing an officer, but I’m going to let you off with a warning.”
Huh.
In the end, I don’t know what laws are on what books regarding alerting other drivers of speed traps. I do think I’m obstructing the officers’ ability to charge fines, but I also think that by flashing lights, I’m actually aiding officers in their supposed goal of preventing people from speeding.
At least, that’s the tack I would have tried if I actually had to argue my case in court.