The Cub and I went to it and he gave it a thumbs down: “Boring”.
When we got home and Mrs Piper asked about it, I said it was a chick-flick. She said: “Batman? A chick flick?”
I summarised it:
[Spoiler]
• Batman is lonely and doesn’t realise it, nor realise what he’s missing; so deep into the Bat-persona that he doesn’t even take the cowl off when he’s alone in Wayne manor.
• when he’s not Being Batman, Bruce Wayne is a hedonistic playboy, living a meaningless life.
• Alfred is worried about Master Bruce and tries to get him to develop other interests, to realise that his isolation is not healthy.
• the Joker tries to get Batman to realise that they are yin and yang, two sides of a coin; in short, they are in a long-standing relationship.
• Batman gives the Joker the brush-off, denying any sort of a relationship.
• Spunky young kid worms his way into Bruce’s life and starts to thaw the Bat-heart.
• Barbara Gordon is initially an opponent of Bay-vigilantism, but she and Batman gradually develop a working relationship.
• Alfred, Dick and Barbara join Batman as various incarnations of the Bat mythos, fighting evil as a team and making Batman realise the value of comradeship, instead of flying solo.
• More cracks in the frozen Bat-heart as he goes solo to save the team, rather than because solo is what he does.
• The Joker finally breaks through with Batman: “You complete me”. Bats realises that he needs the Joker as much as the Joker needs him.
• together Batman and Joker save Gotham, ending in a manly, affectionate, hug on top of ladders. He even lets the Joker have a few extra moments of freedom, knowing that he can get the Joker whenever he wants.
• Batman becomes Bruce again, and realises the value of his new family: Alfred, Dick and Barbara.
Oh yeah, there’s some monsters and bad guys along the way. [/spoiler]
TOTAL chick flick!