If you have an alcohol problem and can’t function, always keep a steady supply of cocaine on hand…unless you work in a sensitive profession where you may be drug tested.
Otherwise, drink all you want and when it is time for work the next morning, do a good, strong line of coke and perform like a champ. Don’t call out sick with a hangover; you can hide it for years with the wonder drug: cocaine.
Did anyone else get this perverse sense from the movie?