Let me be real clear: this message board does NOT need conservatives

Fold yourself into an unspeakable aspect and vanish up into your own rectum, you boneless exudate of grotesque depravity! Flee back to the perverse void that gave form to your inchoate prevarications, you mindless globule of preanimate protoplasm, you reeking feculence of insipid puerility! Flush, flush, thou vagrant discharge! Away with you and the mephitis of nitwittedness that accompanies your presence as scales to squamata!

Stranger