Let’s play "Obama invites Romney for a secret meet in the WH." You’re Romney.

All I can say for sure is that if I were Obama, I would secretly record the conversation, because there was no way in the world I would trust Romney to be honest. When he started violating the agreement, and he would, I would use the tapes in campaign attack ads.

Romney: “I’ll do anything you want if you cancel the debates.”

[I can’t imagine. Mitt’s mind is a mystery to me.]

'Kay. Spread 'em.