Let's Ban All Theater and Drama!

[AncientHumanoid]

@Anne Neville

But will they come when you do summon them?

They’re horny little imps.

[Ex_Scientia]

I’m a white kid who plays San Andreas. Does this mean I’m a gangsta?

[E-Sabbath]

Come, come, no more of this unprofitable chat.

[sturmhauke]

Eve Online has taught me how to be a successful interstellar arms manufacturer and dealer.

[saoirse]

@Larry Mudd

A first-person shooter is a gun simulator in the same way that Atari 2600 “Bi-Planes” is a flight simulator.

Uh-oh. I think I’ve got an appointment to cancel.

[Cartooniverse]

@sturmhauke

Eve Online has taught me how to be a successful interstellar arms manufacturer and dealer.

Holy Moley !! Eve has an Internet presence !!???!!???!!??

[Tuckerfan]

@Nava

If I walk up to a polar bear in the zoo and make cooing noises at him, I’ll be able to teleport him in and out of existence?

Somehow I dooooon’t think so. Yet I’ve had a white bear 'porting in and out of existence for 60 levels, and I’ve tamed and discarded two other white bears…

Being able to drop a bear on top of some people’s desks would certainly be nice.

Get one of the Aussie dopers to send you some drop bears, that’ll do the trick.