[QUOTE=Anne Neville]
But will they come when you do summon them?
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They’re horny little imps.
I’m a white kid who plays San Andreas. Does this mean I’m a gangsta?
Come, come, no more of this unprofitable chat.
Eve Online has taught me how to be a successful interstellar arms manufacturer and dealer.
[QUOTE=Larry Mudd]
A first-person shooter is a gun simulator in the same way that Atari 2600 “Bi-Planes” is a flight simulator.
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Uh-oh. I think I’ve got an appointment to cancel.
[QUOTE=sturmhauke]
Eve Online has taught me how to be a successful interstellar arms manufacturer and dealer.
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Holy Moley !! Eve has an Internet presence !!???!!???!!?? 
[QUOTE=Nava]
If I walk up to a polar bear in the zoo and make cooing noises at him, I’ll be able to teleport him in and out of existence?
Somehow I dooooon’t think so. Yet I’ve had a white bear 'porting in and out of existence for 60 levels, and I’ve tamed and discarded two other white bears…
Being able to drop a bear on top of some people’s desks would certainly be nice.
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Get one of the Aussie dopers to send you some drop bears, that’ll do the trick.