Let's be clear about this: 65 counties got it right - FL election

One unintended benefit of yesterday’s anniversary of last year’s tragedy was the media shift away from another debacle in South Florida elections. If anyone needs reminders about the 2000 Presidential election, stop reading now and get thee to a doctor, your memory is shot.

Now before everyone says “Florida screwed up again,” let’s look at the statement made by Gov. Jeb Bush:

For the record, Florida has 67 counties. I must give kudos to Palm Beach County Election Supervisor Theresa “Butterfly Ballot” LePore, things ran smoothly this time. But Broward and Dade counties once again proved to the American public they couldn’t elect themselves out of a paper bag.

We had new electronic voting machines in these two counties, the identical ones used in the Tampa area, where they worked fine.

Not so in Miami and Broward counties. Gov. Bush actually had to declare a state of emergency and suspend the state law that says polls closed at 7pm, mandating they all stay open until 9pm to allow for the multitude of late poll openings (as late as 4pm), machines that were not set up properly, and other poll worker-related foul-ups. Problem is, a ton of poll workers in Broward were either not even told of this extension, or decided they wanted to go home anyway and closed up shop. Election Supervisor Miriam Oliphant had better be dusting off her resume.

One 80 year old man was the only poll worker out of TWO precincts at his location who decided to stay to 9pm, as Gov. Bush required. He closed up by himself, loaded the freaking machines into his car, tried to deliver them to the regional collection center after midnight, but the place was closed. He called the sheriff the next morning and they called the elections office. A blazing five hours later someone came by to pick them up from his car. This guy deserves a freaking medal.

I’m moving to Colorado.

Well, we were planning on doing that anyway. This just gives one less reason to miss South Florida after we leave.

It used to be said about NYC, but I think SoFla can appropriate it now: It’s a nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there!

:smack:

Oh good - if I come visit you guys sometime, I’d much rather go to CO than south Florida! :slight_smile:

Ugh what boneheads

Joseph Stalin

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There were problems in my precinct in Ocoee (a suburb of Orlando, in Orange County). The Scantron readers weren’t working, so I had to drop my completed ballot into a sealed metal box. I have no idea whether my ballot was valid or not.

Bah. I voted for McBride, anyhow. Him, and whatever Circuit Court judicial candidates refrained from putting their litter-on-a-stick along the roadside near me. What difference does it make? :rolleyes:

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I did that once, back when the cost of living there was just “outrageously high.” Now, it’s “astronomically high.” Those were the days …

Latest: McBride had declared victory, but good old Janet Reno has not conceded. It is now Friday. Stay tuned for challenges, court battles, recounts, and more political jokes.