Let's build a Straight Dope Christmas Spotify list

On my list…it’s one I always make sure to listen to at least once during the season (much to my wife’s chagrin). Working on the other two now.

You may or may not be aware that most of those places are gone now: No more Schweggman’s, no more K&B, no more McKenzies :cry:

OK, my full list of 3:

  • The Twelve Days of Christmas - Bob and Doug McKenzie
  • Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - Darlene Love
  • Snow Day - Toby Lightman

A distinctly varied mix:

Christmas List:

I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas - Gayle Peevey
Please Come Home For Christmas - Eagles
Hey For Christmas! - Baltimore Consort / Custer LaRue / John Playford

Honorable Mention:

Bethlehem Down - Philip Warlock (composer). There are lots of performances of this; which one you pick is entirely up to your personal taste. The Kings Singers or Voces8 do a clean, tight ensemble version, but there are performances by bigger choirs with more echo that also appeal.

Riu Riu Chiu - Monkees (may be just listed as “Riu Chiu”)

The Way-Too-Early Christmas Song - Paul and Storm

Not on Spotify:

The Christmas Monkey - Dulces Voces

In fact I can’t find the damn thing at all on the internet, which makes me sad. No relation to the Curious George song.

Great idea. All of these are on Spotify.

I Want an Alien for Christmas by Fountains of Wayne
Party for Santa Claus by Lord Nelson
Christmas Time (Don’t Let the Bells End) by The Darkness

I think 12 Days … by Straight No Chaser and Oh Come … by Twister Sister fall into the traditional carol category.

Latest stats: 33 songs for 1 hour 53 minutes.

Green Chri$tma$ by Stan Freeberg
Santa Baby by Eartha Kitt (don’t even THINK of the “Madonna” version - she’s off key for half the song)
Santa Lost a Ho by the Christmas Jug Band

How about this one:

I can’t think of any more just yet. But I will look (or listen).

  1. Dwight Yoakam, Santa Can’t Stay
  2. Sia, Snowman
  3. Bob Dylan, It Must Be Santa

couple more oldies to go with Eartha and Dino:
Louis Armstrong - Christmas in New Orleans
Lou Rawls - What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve?

I don’t have Spotify so can’t tell you if these are on there but they are on Amazon music:

Chiron Beta Prime, Jonathan Coulton
White Wine in the Sun, Kate Miller-Heidke (not the Tim Minchin version. Puke)
The Night Santa Went Crazy, Weird Al.

How about Wizzard - Rock n Roll Winter

(Although it was released in spring and it says “Sorry - the word ‘spring’ wouldn’t fit” on the label)

My top three are:
The Whirling Dervishes version of “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch”
Bjork, Jólakötturinn
Harry Belafonte, The Baby Boy (aka The Virgin Mary Had a Baby Boy)

Being an Old Time Radio nut, I absolutely have to add ‘The Night Before Christmas’ from the Fibber McGee and Molly show. I’ll also claim 'Driving Home for Christmas. by Chris Rhea.

Can’t decide on a third song to add though, there are a lot of other good ones out there. Maybe Münchener Freiheit ‘Keeping the Dream Alive’, which is an honorary Christmas song here and probably no one else will pick it.

I don’t Know What Christmas Is - The Old 97s (from the Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special)

Not Another Christmas Song - Blink-182

I don’t do much Spotify, but have a subscription to Deezer, and this is my Christmas playlist:

For those too lazy to click:

Father Christmas - The Kinks
Fairytale Of New York - The Pogues
Xmas In February - Lou Reed
2000 Miles - The Pretenders
We Sing Hallelujah - Richard and Linda Thompson
Jesus Christ - Big Star
Gaudete - Steeleye Span
River - Joni Mitchell
Jingle Bells - Michael Bublé
Mistress For Christmas - AC/DC
Christmas - The Who
The Power Of Love - Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Merry Christmas Baby - Chuck Berry
Run Rudolph Run - Chuck Berry
The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) - Aretha Franklin
Must Be Santa - Bob Dylan (but you MUST watch the video for this one)

It’s an episode not a song so I can’t add it. Do you want to pick another?

Are you going to pick three for the Straight Dope List?

It was released on record (actually as a 3-disk album), so I’d have thought it would be available. TBH I don’t do streaming, I save copies of any tune I like so I can’t check on Spotify. edit: If the King’s Men version isn’t available, the Fred Waring version might be.

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Sure, sorry I missed this restriction. As some of my favorites have been already picked, I choose:

2000 Miles - The Pretenders
We Sing Hallelujah - Richard and Linda Thompson
Jesus Christ - Big Star