I have a kooky (to be kind) relative visiting for the weekend and she believes pretty much every CT she comes across. For no particular reason I contemplated whether I could come up with CT that would be plausibly (heh) swallowed by kooks. Here’s my first draft; feel free to expound or come up with your own:
CT: Bitcoins are a false-flag operation to track the finances of freedom-loving revolutionaries.
Proof:
No one knows who developed the Bitcoin algorithm. Why the subterfuge? Bitcoins are not illegal. The reason is because it was developed by the NSA.
All transactions are permanently recorded with the bitcoin. This allows the NSA to track you.
The US government has not made them illegal. If they weren’t behind bitcoins they would ban them because they can’t collect taxes or control the money supply.
Nobody suspects that this is a false flag operation which is rock-solid proof that it is. Only smart freedom loving revolutionaries are in the know.
bitcoins are “mined” using an algorithm that produces bitcoins.
But what value does a bitcoin have other than being mined? It’s fiat money in the most extremely fictional form possible.
That is all true but it ignores the real history of the Bitcoin and why they were developed in the first place. Sure, the NSA did the hands on work for developing them because they have the best minds in the information technology business working for them but it was originally the CIA’s idea.
Bitcoins and their more rudimentary predecessors are a lot older than most people realize. The first attempts at making something like them came directly after the fallout of the Iran-Contra affair in 1986. The CIA was caught with its pants down in a arms deal to Iran and it almost took down the Reagan administration except they found some good fall guys to assume the blame.
The CIA immediately realized that it needed a way to conduct transactions in a more secure and secretive way than then possible. They didn’t want to be traced back to any more scandals even though they had no intention of stopping the activities that led to them. Of course, being the CIA, there was always a twist to the idea. They wanted the electronic currency to appear completely secure to everyone but them. They also needed it to look like the currency was developed in the hacker community and outside of government influence so that they could convince other governments to use it in their deals.
Sure, the NSA and CIA can trace any activity associated with Bitcoins but simple criminal behavior isn’t their concern. In fact, they encourage them to be used for things like drug dealing and street weapons selling because it gives Bitcoins credibility and exposure in the mainstream media.The original intent was for it to be used to make deals between larger entities like government agencies and terrorist organizations without it being traceable back to them but not the other way around. It works great for those purposes and that is why they haven’t been caught in any of their larger operations since the 80’s.
We’ve had the ability to make people practically immortal for millennia. But this secret has always been closely guarded by the tiniest elite of secret societies such as the ancient mystery cults of Isis, the Templars and most recently the Illuminati. If you doubt this, you only need to look at this recent research showing how alterations to a single gene can extend the life span of mice by 20% that’s roughly 15 years in human terms.
A retrovirus that selectively alters the right set of genes is capable of extending human life indefinitely. Not only that, it also boosts immunity as well as tissue and DNA repair to levels that seem superhuman. It’s not clear exactly how this came to be associated with the consumption of human blood although there is evidence to indicate that some people inoculated with the virus also develop severe porphyria with its attendant photosensitivity and need for heme iron – such as from blood.
For the most part, immortality was reserved for the greatest minds of their age – Galileo, daVinci, Rembrandt, Bohr. Otherwise there would have been death and destruction on a global scale. Fans of Torchwood will remember this from the miniseries Miracle Day. But when the Nazi’s stormed Poland in 1939 they uncovered riches beyond imaging in Warsaw – a list of immortals with clues to their current identities. Once they had retrieved, tested and then executed a sufficient number of human subjects, they gave the serum to the Nazi elite – including Hitler. This is how they were able to fake his death and later ‘resurrect’ him.
Dig deeper, my friends. The real goal of BitCoin is for it to become the One World Currency of the One World Government, replacing all other currencies.
And then there was the great BitCoin “crash” (!?!?!?!?) of April 2013. Coincidence? I think not. Pretty blunt symbolism right there, folks. April, of course, as in April Fools’ Day, indicating the Illumunati’s endless contempt for the brainwashed sheeple under their control. But wait, there’s more! Because you know what else happened in April 2013? Well, a couple of three things:
A crisis between the two Koreas, which as you know are divided right along or at least sorta-kinda close to the thirty-third longitude or latitude or whatever – and thirty-three, of course, is the highest grade within the Ancient and Accepted Scottish Rite of Freemasonry. The plot thickens…
Last but not least, in April of 2013, NBC announced that Jay Leno was going to get replaced by Jimmy Fallon as host of The Tonight Show – night, here, symbolizing spiritual darkness, blind obedience and lack of insight. In this highly symbolic public spectacle, to be played out for all the world to see, Fallon will take the role of the ancient Egyptian god Horus, the youthful usurper, rising up against Set, and ending his unrighteous reign. Note, here, that there are five letters in Fallon’s first name, J-I-M-M-Y, just like in the name H-O-R-U-S; and that there are three letters in Leno’s first name, J-A-Y, just like in the name S-E-T. Need I say more?
Yes. Yes I do. I need to say that if you take the “B” from “NBC”, the “I” from “Jimmy Fallon”, the final “T” from “Set”, the “C” from “Scotland”, the “O” from “Korea”, the “I” from “Jimmy Fallon” (again), and the “N” from “noob”, you get: “B-I-T-C-O-I-N.”
Oooo, you guys are good. I like rooting the beginning of Bitcoins in Iran-Contra and calling it the One World Currency really amps up the scary bits! No I just have to casually drop it during a conversation…
Howard Hughes did not die, and actually reports of his worsening health were false. He went into seclusion for a year or two in Paris and re-emerged as …
THE AYATOLLAH KHOMENI!!!
Yes, friends, it’s true. Look at pictures of both, and note the dark, smoldering eyes and intense, driven appearance. Can there be any doubt? Who had even heard of the Ayatollah while Hughes was alive? Annnd…the capper?
Has anyone ever seen them together in the same room???
Debit card w/ smart chip - in ring form, or built into a wrist watch- would be very cool.
If I could go anywhere in North America and use it, from Yukon to Panama, Breckenridge, Quebec… I might just get that implanted.
But, conspiracy-wise, that’s the obvious way to give free or discounted merchandise to members of secret societies.
Using bitcoins amplifies that inherent dishonesty, to a degree controlled by the Stonecutters or worse.
And since the bitcoins will be controlled by the U.N., they can plant secret scanners in airports and government buildings that download all your transactions and, if they wish, totally delete them from your account.
[ul][li]We all know that corporations and their filthy-rich owners are sitting on trillions of dollars in cash. [/li][li]And we know that they have been clamouring for lower taxes, no taxes, and/or corporate welfare so that they can have even more cash they won’t spend.[/li][li]They will stop at nothing to grab more money.[/li][li]If the U.S. government shuts down, stock prices will plummet. This will be disastrous for the normal investor, but the Real Powers still have all of that cash they’re sitting on. When the Stock Market crashes again, they can use that cash to buy everything. Then they just have to wait a year or two for the stocks to rebound as they always do.[/li][li]If by some evil miracle the Democrats cave in and the government doesn’t shut down, the Secret Powers still make more money because they get what they’re demanding.[/ul][/li]
So the Secret Real Powers and their Republican Tools are trying to shut down the government so that they can crash the stock market so that they can use the trillions of dollars in their Dragon’s Hoard to gain more control over everything.
If it doesn’t work this time, there will be other opportunities.
These days any good conspiracy theory has to involve the ACA and Obama, so: “…and Obama’s going to implant them without your permission at the mandatory Obamacare signup.”
CT: There actually is a secret face cream used in Hollywood so that actresses never ever look older than 30 (unless they get tired of looking that way & want to).