Steve Jobs paid his way through college by oiling up bodybuilders like the young Arnold Schwarzenegger on Venice Beach.
It is not possible to get a replacement Social Security Card.
You can lose a portion of your Social Security benefits if you laminate your Social Security card.
The chip they now put in your debit card is there so the NSA can track anybody’s movements anywhere in the country.
REAL LIFE: They don’t need to: If you have a smartphone with Google Maps it does it automatically.:eek:
Isn’t this going to turn into another trivia dominoes?
That one’s real. Or at least, a real urban legend. Enough so that I have clients come in with the chip ripped out of their card at least once a month.
Comedian Julius Marx used the names Stinko, Bummo and Gringo before settling on Groucho.
Are you a bail bondsman?
Wow, I guess I hit too close with that one.
A political group has claimed that the Apache helicopter is denigrating to native Americans, portraying them as bellicose and warlike.
Tell 'em that the REAL chip is embedded in their left ear, and hand them a cold chisel…
Since the debut of the cartoon “Samurai Jack”, telecommunications workers often refer to cell phone towers as “Akus”.
The North Star is the brightest non-Sun star because it is the closest non-Sun star to Earth.
OK, once I point this out, you’ll be all :smack: that you hadn’t noticed. In fact, I think I’ll spoiler this and urge you not to peek.
You will never see Beckdawreck in any threads about music. That’s because Jeff is afraid he’ll out himself.
The Heaven’s Gate cult kept themselves financed by designing websites. This is well known and uncontroversial. Less known is the fact that in each website they launched, they included a Trojan Horse designed to replicate itself in as many computers as possible, then lay dormant until March 19, 2047; on this date, the virus will activate, and turn off the World Wide Web. The cult staged their mass suicide, not to teleport themselves aboard comet Hale-Bopp’s “escort fleet,” but to cover their tracks.
On March 19, 4385, the virus will turn the World Wide Web back on, when Hale-Bopp next makes perihelion.
In 1930s Baltimore, the Bromo Seltzer company almost went out of business when their delivery van–loaded with Bromo–backed into the Inner Harbor when its brakes failed. Charm City-ites were burping non-stop for the better part of a week.