Urban Legends/Paranormal Feud [game over]

To give Dolores a break, I will be scoring this Feud myself! Since I’m not using a spreadsheet (the reason will be obvious when you see the nature of some of the questions), I don’t care about the format too much as long as I understand your responses. These customary rules hold, however:

The game will end either when we have 50 entrants, or at 9:00 A.M. on Tuesday, 7/29/08, whichever comes first.

The point of this game is not to start a feud (heh!) concerning the existence or non-existence of certain phenomena, but simply to acknowledge and enjoy some “stories from the fringe”. Whether you’re a skeptic or a believer, the idea is to match others’ answers, not argue your own viewpoints!

With that in mind, here are the questions:

  1. Briefly summarize an urban legend that pertains to household pets. (For this question and others, a link to the relevant Snopes article or similar page is permitted.)

  2. Mark Twain is reported to have assured his fans that reports of his death were greatly exaggerated. Name another person whose demise was reported prematurely.

  3. Name a place associated with UFO activity.

  4. Briefly summarize an urban legend that pertains to automobiles.

  5. Briefly summarize an urban legend that pertains to food.

  6. Name a person who disappeared under mysterious circumstances and has never officially been found.

  7. Name an animal species which has never been proven to exist, but in which many people believe.

  8. Name a person whose ghost has been reported by people who claim to have seen or otherwise sensed the apparition.

  9. Name a person regarded by some as a psychic or medium.

  10. Finally, there’s a story about a woman who gets on an elevator and is soon joined by a black man and his dog. The man says something like “On the floor, Lady” which is directed to the dog, but which the woman interprets as being directed to her. After realizing her mistake, the woman is further ashamed when told that the man she had unjustifiably feared was actually which celebrity?

  1. The Mexican Pet

  2. Mikey from the Life cereal commercial, whose stomach exploded when he mixed Pop Rocks and a soft drink

  3. Roswell, New Mexico

  4. Oil companies suppressing cars that run on water or get ridiculously high amount of miles per gallon

  5. Red Velvet Cake/Neiman-Marcus Cookie recipe scam

  6. Jimmy Hoffa

  7. Bigfoot/Sasquatch

  8. Abe Lincoln

  9. Nostradamus

  10. Eddie Murphy

  1. “The Choking Doberman” (family dog found to have bitten off burglar’s fingers)
  2. Paul McCartney
  3. Roswell, NM
  4. Teenaged lovers scared of story of escaped convict with hook for hand; drive away and later find hook on car door
  5. Stoned babysitter thinks he’s doing parents a favor by cooking a “turkey” which turns out to be the baby he’s meant to be watching
  6. Jimmy Hoffa
  7. Lake Monster species (e.g., Loch Ness Monster)
  8. Harry Houdini
  9. John Edward
  10. Reggie Jackson
  1. Mexican ‘pet dog’ that turns out to be a huge rat.

  2. Paul Macartney

  3. Area 51

  4. People who flash their headlights are gang bangers who will kill you if you flash back.

  5. Green M&Ms will make you horny.

  6. Amelia Earheart

  7. Bigfoot

  8. Lincoln

  9. John Edwards

  10. Ray Charles

  1. Febreze kills pets

  2. Yul Brynner*

  3. Roswell

  4. Hook hand guy

  5. Coke can be used as birth control

  6. Madelyn Murray O’Hair (She’s been found, but was the subject of ULs for years)

  7. Jackalope

  8. The Virin Mary

  9. Uri Geller

  10. Eddie Murphy

*#2: I have a personal grudge against this particular legend. One day, back in the 80s, I was working in a movie theatre. This really cute woman walked in, wanting to see a movie. We got to talking, and really hit it off. As it turns out, she was from NYC, and in town doing publicity for The King and I. I got up the nerve to ask her out, and she accepted. On the night of our date, she called to cancel. Apparently Yul Brynner had a heart attack, and was alive, but word got out that he died. The lovely lady in question had to handle phone calls all night because of that. We never did get together.

  1. Couple traveling with their pet in a foreign country go to a restaurant. They ask the staff to feed their pet but due to language difficulties are misunderstood and served their pet as a meal.

  2. Alfred Nobel

  3. Roswell, New Mexico

  4. Husband leaves wife for another woman. Tells wife to sell his expensive sports car and send him the moeny. She sells it for a hundred dollars.

  5. “Mikey” dies from eating pop rocks and soda.

  6. Amelia Earhart

  7. Bigfoot

  8. Abraham Lincoln

  9. John Edward

  10. Reggie Jackson

  1. Poodle in the Microwave
  2. Paul McCartney
  3. Roswell, NM
  4. The Killer in the Back Seat
  5. Kentucky Fried Rat
  6. Jimmy Hoffa
  7. Sasquatch/Bigfoot
  8. Abaham Lincoln
  9. John Edwards
  10. Reggie Jackson

Notes:

  1. The Microwaved Pet | Snopes.com
  2. I buried Paul…
  3. The Killer in the Backseat | Snopes.com
  4. Kentucky Fried Rat | Snopes.com
  5. The ‘Crossing Over’ a-hole
  6. Wonder if this one will start migrating to Obama
  1. Cats steal babies breath
  2. Alfred Nobel
  3. Roswell, NM
  4. The vanishing hitchhiker who hitches a ride home from where she had her accident every year on the anniversary of the car crash that killed her.
  5. Spam is popular among Pacific Islanders because it tastes like “long pig,” aka people.
  6. Jimmy Hoffa
  7. Bigfoot
  8. Anne Boleyn in the Tower of London
  9. Jean Dixon
  10. Eddie Murphy
  1. wet pet dried in a microwave oven, with explosively messy results
  2. Bob Hope
  3. Roswell, NM
  4. The JATO car. This version is my favoritest ever, and features a '59 Chevy. Yeah!!
  5. Kentucky Fried Rat: Colonel Sanders secret mix of herbs and spices makes anything downright yummy.
  6. Jimmy Hoffa
  7. Sasquatch
  8. Anne Boleyn
  9. Jeanne Dixon
  10. Stevie Wonder - can’t say I’ve heard that one, but that’s my guess
  1. Person trying to dry dog after bath microwaves it to death
  2. The Beav (Jerry Mathers)
  3. Roswell, NM
  4. Chevy Nova doesn’t sell in Spanish-speaking countries
  5. Pop Rocks + Coca Cola = DEATH
  6. DB Cooper
  7. Yeti/Abominable Snowman
  8. Lizzie Borden’s parents
  9. Jonathan (?) Edwards
  10. Ray Charles?
  1. The Microwaved Pet
  2. Paul McCartney
  3. Roswell, NM
  4. Hitler invented VW Beetles
  5. “Yellow 5” lowers sperm count
  6. Jimmy Hoffa
  7. Unicorn
  8. Elvis
  9. John Edward
  10. Stevie Wonder (?)
  1. Cats always land on their feet.

  2. Elvis :wink:

  3. Area 51

  4. The car companies have a car that runs on water but won’t release it

  5. At one point coke had cocaine in it

  6. Amelia Earhart

  7. Yeti

  8. Houdini?

  9. Miss Cleo

  10. Will Smith?

  1. Cat put into microwave to dry
  2. Abe Vigoda
  3. Roswell, NM
  4. Expensive car is sold cheaply by spouse/parent doesn’t realize value
  5. Oysters provide male virility
  6. Jimmy Hoffa
  7. Loch Ness Monster
  8. Elvis
  9. Jean Dixon
  10. OJ Simpson

Fun theme!

  1. Poodle in the microwave

  2. Abe Vigoda

  3. Roswell, NM (aka Conchville, USA)

  4. Chevy Nova sold badly in Spanish-speaking countries because Nova translates to “doesn’t go”

  5. Tourists in China are served their own dog in a restaurant

  6. Judge Crater

  7. Bigfoot

  8. Mary Queen of Scotts

  9. John Edwards

  10. Michael Jordan

  1. Pet alligators flushed down the toilet live in the sewer.
  2. Bob Hope.
  3. Roswell, New Mexico.
  4. Gang members, with lights off, drive around until somebody flashed them (widespread “turn-lights-on-idiot” signal); they then follow that person and kill them as part of gang initiation.
  5. Mikey from the Life Cereal commercial is rumored to have died from consuming a combination of Pop Rocks and soda.
  6. Jimmy Hoffa (Madalyn Murray O’Hair).
  7. Loch Ness monster.
  8. Anne Boleyn in the Tower of London.
  9. John Edward (Sylvia Browne)
  10. Eddie Murphy.
  1. The Mexican Pet (family finds a starving Chihuahua in Mexico and brings it home only to discover that it’s actually a giant sewer rat)*
  2. Jerry Mathers (supposedly killed in Vietnam)
  3. Roswell
  4. Woman’s husband leaves her, sends her a note asking her to sell his expensive sports car and send him the proceeds–wife sells car for $50.
  5. Spider eggs in Bubble Yum
  6. Judge Crater
  7. Unicorn
  8. Abraham Lincoln
  9. Sylvia Browne
  10. Reggie Jackson

*actually, I’ve always felt this way about Chihuahuas anyway! :smiley:

My answer, of course is JH, with MMO’H as a footnote to say I’d’ve preferred her as my answer but JH will be popular.

Same idea as above.

  1. Dog in microwave

  2. Bob Barker

  3. Area 51

  4. Gangbangers will kill you if you flash your headlights at them

  5. Coca-Cola + Pop Rocks = Belly Asplode!

  6. Jimmy Hoffa

  7. Sasquatch

  8. Bloody Mary

  9. John Edward

  10. Stevie Wonder?

  1. Pet dog in the microwave.

  2. Paul McCartney

  3. Area 51

  4. Hook-handed murderer gets his hook caught in car door.

  5. Razor blades in Halloween candy or apples.

  6. Amelia Earhart

  7. Dragon

  8. Elvis

  9. John Edward

  10. Eddie Murphy

  1. Cat in the microwave

  2. Bob Hope

  3. Roswell New Mexico

  4. Resurrection Marry hitches a ride in cars and disappears at Resurrection Cemetery

  5. Feces tacos

  6. Amelia Earhart

  7. Bigfoot

  8. Abraham Lincoln

  9. Edgar Cayce

  10. Eddie Murphy

  11. I would have said Dundee Wisconsin, but I wanted some points.

  12. Though it’s an urban legend an employee of TB did go to jail for doing this in our town.