I just picked all the fleas out of my hair, and I can;t do a thing with it.
As a child, Narcissus always wondered why his mother kept no mirrors in the house.
That’s creepy man, I came in to post that same thing nearly word for word.
Warning to balding explorers: Do not leave bottles of Rogaine lying around the jungle.
Phil Spectre never discussed his childhood misadventures. And for good reason.
Dammit, I fell asleep under the hairdryer AGAIN!!!
Great - and twisted - minds think alike, my friend.
Okay, but this is a captioning thread.
“I cannot believe what bbs2k just wrote in that pit thread”
I’m here to audition for the role of Marge Simpson in “Stop the Planet of the Apes. I Want to Get Off.”
“Downed power line–swimming hole–what’s that burning smell?”