Let's do a "Caption This!" - it's been awhile

I just picked all the fleas out of my hair, and I can;t do a thing with it.

As a child, Narcissus always wondered why his mother kept no mirrors in the house.

That’s creepy man, I came in to post that same thing nearly word for word.

Warning to balding explorers: Do not leave bottles of Rogaine lying around the jungle.

Phil Spectre never discussed his childhood misadventures. And for good reason.

Dammit, I fell asleep under the hairdryer AGAIN!!!

Great - and twisted - minds think alike, my friend.

Okay, but this is a captioning thread.

“I cannot believe what bbs2k just wrote in that pit thread”

I’m here to audition for the role of Marge Simpson in “Stop the Planet of the Apes. I Want to Get Off.”

“Downed power line–swimming hole–what’s that burning smell?”