<best evil Natasha chuckle> Heh heh heh…
Wait til he gets mine!! 
Yep! Falcon, gotta agree with you there! 
Well, thank you Falcon.
Tio Cerveza said:
Aside from your small problem with the rule, I would have figured that they borrowed the spelling from the late lamented Cheiflaffitup. 
Hey, Polycarp! How ya been my old friend?
I’ve already offered to do him once.
Never again.
:wally
Tee hee!
Do you think he will be suprised?
Sure…I’ll do it!
OK, me too!!
Just doing my part for Amercias fighting men.
Especially the witty, fun ones.
:wally
Dear lord.
It’s all gonna come back on me now, ain’t it?
UncleBeer – Thanks for putting the I before E. What can you do about the errant space?
Chief -
Only YOU would complain about a group of women sending you mail. rolls eyes
Nope, Falc.
I’m not complaining about a group of women sending me mail, just the anticipated caliber of mail mhich I may receive.
::Dream sequence::
Phone rings.
ChiefScott: “Hello?”
PC3: “Uh, chief. Could you come down to the post office and sign for a few things?”
ChiefScott: “I’ll send down a seaman.”
PC3: “I wouldn’t recommend that, chief. You’ve got a bunch of postcards here with nekkid wimmen, three with smilies, four smeared with lipstick (one smeared with something I don’t even want to hazard a guess what it is), a package leeking some brown goop, a pair of panties from someone named Shayna or Shyana or Shanana, and… well… uh, let’s call it a cardboard box from a “Falcon.” I here giggling from it and something is moving in there.”
ChiefScott: “I’ll be right down. You can dump the box over the side.”
::End dream sequence::
[Post edited by UncleBeer to remove the damned smiley @ 10:09am CDT on 6/29/00. I also removed the errant space in the topic title.]
Well…thanks Chief. Your loss though. You see, that box had in it:
My special homemade double chocolate brownies
My roomies homemade chocolate chip cookies
(we figured you could use some GOOD food…)
AND
your RealDoll ™, since you need a woman so much after 6 months at sea.
As I said, yer loss. shrug
I love the smilie Chief.
<evil Natasha voice> Heh heh heh…
Still wondering which one’s mine?
Damn. Check disable smilies.
Ooooooooohhhhhhh, I know I’m going to donate to THIS cause!!
Before I do, though, can someone please supply me with the Chief’s hometown?
I am a Philly boy “B&B.”
What kind of internet connection do they have on a ship? Can i get one for a rowboat?
D’oh! I’ve been meaning to mail him a package forever! Sorry, Chief, no Tahitian Treat, it’s all Mr. Tot and brother Tot’s fault. For some reason, following a grocery list is beyond them.
And I got that, uh, document you sent me. Is it classified or can I pass it on?