Don’t forget to perfume you letters heavily and put “kissy marks” on the envelope/postcard.
Write in as racy a style as you can manage, but use innuendo and sly references rather than anatomically blatant descriptions. It’ll make him seem like a great lover and baffle his shipmates without tempting them to steal the letters for their own entertainment.
Especially if you are straight. but you musn’t forget, lots and lots of smiliey faces, no wait, I did that once, and Chiefie almost nuked the whole west coast in retailation
Sure, I’ll DO Chief Scott.
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Oh…you mean send him MAIL! I guess I should read the OP instead of just the subject. Sure, I’ll send him a postcard.