All of you suck dead dehydrated donkey dick.
Smilies, smilies, in a post
Which one do I hate the most?
Smirks and frowns and evil grins
Rolling eyes that really spin
They stick their tongues out if you please
Who the hell first thought of these?
Smilies, smilies, in a post
Which one do I hate the most? – Neuro-trash grrrl
There is a good formula to determine poster intelligence.
x = post length
y = sig length
x/(y+1) = IQ
pat
Pat – do you do taxes? 
:eek:
:rolleyes:
:o
:mad:
If you don’t like 'em, go somewhere else.
>< DARWIN >
__L___L
And Mr. Papoon becomes No. 1 on my list…
I love OpalCat.
But if you vote me “Smiley Master”, I’ll hunt you down, slit your stomach and dance upon your steaming entrails.
Yer pal,
ChiefScott
Oops.
>< DARWIN >
__L___L
No. 4 = jab1/Darwin
I love OpalCat.
But if you vote me “Smiley Master”, I’ll hunt you down, slit your stomach and dance upon your steaming entrails.
Yer pal,
ChiefScott
I s’pose this means the fact that I’ve voted for the Chief three times now in that category puts me in fear for my life??
::d&r::
-Melin
ChiefScott, when tough times get you down, there is one piece of advice that will carry you through. Just remember this little phrase.
Have a nice day.
Now, you too can become an Evil Ninja Assassin in the Self-Righteous Clique. Ask me how.
Jab, find Polycarp and ask for his three-eyed alien smiley.
Chief, take it as a compliment. Rather than construing it to mean “One who is a master at using interesting and amusing smilies in their posts”, interpret it as “one who dominates smilies, whipping and abusing them as they deserve, causing they and their users pain and torment as you prove yourself to be their Master.”
Aw, geez, now I’m all hot and bothered.
JMCJ
This is not a sig.
Actually, I do know how to use it: If you click on “reply with quote” on the posting where polycarp used it, you can see the coding. But I think using it steals bandwith from another website. It has an “Angelfire” address.
>< DARWIN >
__L___L
You think you got problems?
Some asshole nominated me for Mr.Congeniality.
And to add insult to the injury, some monkey felchers even voted for me.
I don’t have to do drugs to mess up my head. I went to Catholic school.
Are you guys still able to see the voting pages?
Oh, come on, Chief, they aren’t THAT bad. You should feel honored that you were nominated for something. Cheer up and smile for us.
Princess of the Time and Space Continuum since 1969 (upgraded to Goddess 01/07/00)
S.S.D.A., SDMB Self-Righteous Clique =^…^=
What’s the matter chief? Smilies 8) got you down :(. Well, cheer up :D, put on a smile :), and stop worrying about it ;).
It’s worth the risk of burning, to have a second chance…
As the new and accepted Chief Goon (Naval Contingent), I here by despise, hate, and hope to maroon on a deserted island sans Ginger and Mary Anne the following:
Mr. Papoon, jab 1, andros, Mr. Coraddo, (Wally, Catholic School fucked up your head? It was the constant rulers to the knuckles and Sister Mary Xavier’s “You are not God, you infidel!!” which fucked me up!; and I understand about the “congeniality” monicker, dude}and Minx you flippin’ smiley whore, oughta’ jus’ pay attention to the new sig line, you flippin’ sqrlcub felchers!
I love OpalCat.
But if you vote me “Smiley Master”, I’ll hunt you down, slit your belly and dance upon your steaming entrails.
Yer pal,
ChiefScott
Well, I’m glad you saw my post in the manner it was intended, a way to take the dubious honor and turn it into a way to continue to promote your anti-smilie agenda. I’m certainly glad I didn’t make it onto your shit-list…
Oh, wait.
I am on your shit-list. You just misspelled my name.
Oh, well.
JMCJ
This is not a sig.
(Oldsters, you should get this gist)
Doobieous, Valenta8, and Brithael blow big blue baboons with bulbous back-side portals!!
I love OpalCat.
But if you vote me “Smiley Master”, I’ll hunt you down, slit your belly and dance upon your steaming entrails.
Yer pal,
ChiefScott
Oh, shit. Now I know the Chief is pissed.
When he invokes the name of Brithael, it’s every man for himself and the hell with women and children first.
I’m outta this place!
I don’t have to do drugs to mess up my head. I went to Catholic school.